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Old 01-08-2019, 11:41 PM   #1
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List alphabetically ways to lose your job.

A - Ask members of a rap band to come and sing thier disgusting language filled songs right by your bosses office..... Then demand a raise to get them to stop.....

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Old 01-10-2019, 03:27 PM   #2
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Buttkick yer boss.

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Old 01-10-2019, 03:45 PM   #3
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Old 01-11-2019, 03:26 AM   #4
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Dropkick your boss's picture of his wife out of the office window.

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Old 01-11-2019, 09:54 AM   #5
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Eat your bosses lunch and leave crumbs on his desk,trash his office when he isnt there and then @ 3am call him and spill the beans;carry on like a 2yo

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Old 01-11-2019, 10:14 AM   #6
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Fuck bosses.

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Old 01-12-2019, 01:07 AM   #7
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Fuck bosses.

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Took me ages to figure out there's a better way (contractorism RULES).

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Old 01-30-2019, 05:37 PM   #8
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Give everyone in your office $20 except your boss... Tell him you wanted a raise months ago and he didnt give one to you;start cutting him down left and right.......

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Old 01-30-2019, 07:46 PM   #9
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Your boss will figure if you can afford to give everyone else $20, you don't need a raise and neither do the others since they're getting extra money from you. He'll live with the cutdowns for what you're saving him. Earplugs only cost a few dollars.
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Old 01-31-2019, 11:18 AM   #10
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Hock a loogie on his office window.

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Old 03-06-2019, 04:39 PM   #11
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Give your boss's email address to Cellar spammers.
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