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Old 02-05-2019, 06:00 AM   #1246
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Old 02-05-2019, 08:07 AM   #1247
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Seems like getting there and back was an ordeal.
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Old 02-05-2019, 10:12 AM   #1248
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You may be naked but you're home safe.
Yabbut, this happened last night . . .




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Old 02-05-2019, 10:18 AM   #1249
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A shock to the system. Welcome Home!!!
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Old 02-05-2019, 10:28 AM   #1250
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So...Is it good to be back?
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Old 02-05-2019, 10:32 AM   #1251
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Seems like getting there and back was an ordeal.
No shit! Travel is such an effed-up thing these days. I dunno, maybe I'm just cursed.

BTW, the nice people at JetBlue tell me that I may have my luggage back on Friday.

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Old 02-05-2019, 10:40 AM   #1252
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So...Is it good to be back?
Yes it is, even with the sub-freezing weather and no clean undies.

The good news is, I've got plenty of food, cigs, weed, and booze, so I don't have to leave the house for at least two days (snow should be gone by then).

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Old 02-05-2019, 10:43 AM   #1253
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Customer: "When will my car be done?"

Mechanic: "It'll be done Friday."

Customer, walking away: "Okay."

Mechanic, under his breath: "Not this Friday. Some Friday. Sometime."
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Old 02-05-2019, 04:01 PM   #1254
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Iíve got too much to do before final departure on Saturday but have been felled by an asthma attack but have been given the good drugs that, when they kick in, make you feel superhuman by the kind doc.
Will they kick in in time


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Old 02-05-2019, 04:20 PM   #1255
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I dunno, maybe I'm just cursed.
I don't know if you're cursed but I'll bet anyone holding you up is.
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Will they kick in in time
Carefully crafted concrete split second plans are just suggestions.
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Old 02-06-2019, 10:50 AM   #1256
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...and no clean undies.
What better excuse to run around the house nekkid?

Ya know the difference between naked and nekkid, don't ya?

Naked = ya ain't got no clothes on;

Nekkid = ya ain't got no clothes on and yer up to something.
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Old 02-18-2019, 12:52 AM   #1257
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I received a gift from China that had this really small warranty card, with fuzzy printing and even fuzzier grammar, attached.
After reading it eleventy-nine times I think it says give us your email so we can spam the hell out of you.
Then if you have a problem with this item just buy another one and we'll give you some sort of coupon for something or other.
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Old 02-18-2019, 10:35 AM   #1258
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You've got to appreciate the irony of sending a tiny, hard-to-read card with the purchase of a magnifier...
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Old 02-18-2019, 10:57 AM   #1259
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Old 02-18-2019, 10:02 PM   #1260
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