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Old 02-11-2019, 07:55 AM   #5746
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When is a jumper not a jumper? When alcohol is involved.

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Old 02-11-2019, 08:18 PM   #5747
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Old 02-12-2019, 06:38 AM   #5748
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It could have been worse.

He could have mistaken a sweater for a pair of trousers.....



...and succeeded in putting it on.


Anyway, there's a pretty good chance that each of those chaps will feature in a Russian road crash video on Liveleak in the fullness of time.
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Old 02-12-2019, 10:38 PM   #5749
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Momdigr and myself also laughed heartily at that fella.
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Old 02-13-2019, 01:18 PM   #5750
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:14 PM   #5751
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I have friends like these. Fortunately I'm a good listener
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Old 02-15-2019, 03:16 AM   #5752
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Yeah, I'm guilty of that, got it from my mother. On the up side it discourages people from asking questions, which is good if it's an alibi.
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