Story by Sentence. - Page 3

monster · 04-04-2006, 10:28 PM

"Dammit, if we haven't given the birds "Human Flu"!" I laughed to myself inappropriately, then turned to the musician and shaman and realized it was already too late for them......

Cyclefrance · 04-05-2006, 04:16 AM

The tell-tale signs were already appearing: redness and swelling about the eyes, the puss-filled ring of sores rising around the neck, and the desire to scratch and pull at the skin and hair as the irritation became unbearable - then would begin the laboured breathing and coughing, and within the hour the victim would fall comatose and be beyond redemption as the virus completed its attack and overwhelmed every internal organ....

Spexxvet · 04-05-2006, 09:07 AM

The shaman said "if this condition lasts for more than four hours, consult a physician". A group of birds, in a "V" formation embedded themselves into the shaman's torso, like sperm into an egg.

04-05-2006, 09:42 AM

And, behold! A mysterious new creature was the result! The Shamen turned into a large blue black raven, quoth the word "Nevermore" and flew off into the sky!

Spexxvet · 04-05-2006, 01:30 PM

The flu gave the shaman/raven diarrhea. In seconds, we covered in white ickiness.

TiddyBaby · 04-05-2006, 04:02 PM

Bessy Mae jumped and frolicked, and watched as the spirit of the "departed" scattered veils
of angel dust (albiet white and icki) across the survivors, into which the shaman spoke to the dogs' spirit .

..." take this residue , for I had a dream of the ravens of death, and the chance meeting of these souls that may carry on".

So, with no recourse, Bessy licked up the fallen "natural icki" antibiotics, and headed to the back 40 to squat out cultures for Anti-Jockitchimosis

*there later seemed a situation involving female gender by way of...*

Kagen4o4 · 04-06-2006, 04:10 AM

I jerked awake, breathing deeply, from my strange and frightenly real dream about vials and ravens.

Cyclefrance · 04-06-2006, 04:17 AM

My dry eyes creaked open to the bright afternoon sun, which was warming the exposed skin through my ripped and torn clothing...

Jeez, I thought, not another groundhog experience......

Kagen4o4 · 04-06-2006, 05:05 AM

"CUT!" shouted Barry Jones, the director. "Most dead people dont open their eyes, so lets try this one more time."

TiddyBaby · 04-06-2006, 08:15 AM

Bessy Mae, looks inquistively at all the players, on this last "cut", then jumps into the front seat of the crumpelled Camero, and gives a coon call/howel (meaning in dog talk = YOU go drag some deadweights out of these cars, and eat white ick, ... i'm a coonhound, not some male collie dressed in drag, named "Lassie")

Spexxvet · 04-06-2006, 08:46 AM

I closed my eyes for take 267, but when I opened them again, I was in a boat, in the middle of a mist-shrouded lake. In the boat, with me, appeared to be dozens of dead, feces-covered gerbils. "my pants are still on" said the voice behind me.

04-06-2006, 04:53 PM

Take 666: I dreamed I was a raven rising on a warm updraft into the Texas sky. Beneath me I saw some idiot and his coonhound. Dick Cheney turned and fired just at the same moment that I saw of flock of starlings with bad coughs wheel and head in my direction...

Kagen4o4 · 04-07-2006, 04:33 AM

"Dammit! My project has gone straight to hell!" cried Kagen4o4 as he stared at the plummeting tatters of his story by sentence thread

TiddyBaby · 04-07-2006, 08:54 AM

Bessy Mae licks self.

chainsaw · 04-07-2006, 10:57 AM

The end.

04-04-2006, 10:28 PM	#31
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	"Dammit, if we haven't given the birds "Human Flu"!" I laughed to myself inappropriately, then turned to the musician and shaman and realized it was already too late for them...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-05-2006, 04:16 AM	#32
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	The tell-tale signs were already appearing: redness and swelling about the eyes, the puss-filled ring of sores rising around the neck, and the desire to scratch and pull at the skin and hair as the irritation became unbearable - then would begin the laboured breathing and coughing, and within the hour the victim would fall comatose and be beyond redemption as the virus completed its attack and overwhelmed every internal organ.... __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

04-05-2006, 09:07 AM	#33
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	The shaman said "if this condition lasts for more than four hours, consult a physician". A group of birds, in a "V" formation embedded themselves into the shaman's torso, like sperm into an egg. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

04-05-2006, 01:30 PM	#35
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	The flu gave the shaman/raven diarrhea. In seconds, we covered in white ickiness. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

04-06-2006, 04:10 AM	#37
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	I jerked awake, breathing deeply, from my strange and frightenly real dream about vials and ravens. __________________ something we both can enjoy??

04-05-2006, 09:42 AM	#34
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	And, behold! A mysterious new creature was the result! The Shamen turned into a large blue black raven, quoth the word "Nevermore" and flew off into the sky!

04-05-2006, 04:02 PM	#36
TiddyBaby The internet's like a bra, underneath ya find a boob or two Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Fl Posts: 326	Bessy Mae jumped and frolicked, and watched as the spirit of the "departed" scattered veils of angel dust (albiet white and icki) across the survivors, into which the shaman spoke to the dogs' spirit . ..." take this residue , for I had a dream of the ravens of death, and the chance meeting of these souls that may carry on". So, with no recourse, Bessy licked up the fallen "natural icki" antibiotics, and headed to the back 40 to squat out cultures for Anti-Jockitchimosis there later seemed a situation involving female gender by way of...

04-06-2006, 04:17 AM	#38
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	My dry eyes creaked open to the bright afternoon sun, which was warming the exposed skin through my ripped and torn clothing... Jeez, I thought, not another groundhog experience...... __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

04-06-2006, 05:05 AM	#39
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	"CUT!" shouted Barry Jones, the director. "Most dead people dont open their eyes, so lets try this one more time." __________________ something we both can enjoy??

04-06-2006, 08:15 AM	#40
TiddyBaby The internet's like a bra, underneath ya find a boob or two Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Fl Posts: 326	Bessy Mae, looks inquistively at all the players, on this last "cut", then jumps into the front seat of the crumpelled Camero, and gives a coon call/howel (meaning in dog talk = YOU go drag some deadweights out of these cars, and eat white ick, ... i'm a coonhound, not some male collie dressed in drag, named "Lassie")

04-06-2006, 08:46 AM	#41
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I closed my eyes for take 267, but when I opened them again, I was in a boat, in the middle of a mist-shrouded lake. In the boat, with me, appeared to be dozens of dead, feces-covered gerbils. "my pants are still on" said the voice behind me. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

04-06-2006, 04:53 PM	#42
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Take 666: I dreamed I was a raven rising on a warm updraft into the Texas sky. Beneath me I saw some idiot and his coonhound. Dick Cheney turned and fired just at the same moment that I saw of flock of starlings with bad coughs wheel and head in my direction...

04-07-2006, 04:33 AM	#43
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	"Dammit! My project has gone straight to hell!" cried Kagen4o4 as he stared at the plummeting tatters of his story by sentence thread __________________ something we both can enjoy??

04-07-2006, 08:54 AM	#44
TiddyBaby The internet's like a bra, underneath ya find a boob or two Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Fl Posts: 326	Bessy Mae licks self.

04-07-2006, 10:57 AM	#45
chainsaw Wingnahningning... Er somethin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: 90802 Posts: 368	The end. __________________ I have no life, so I watch movies.

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