jinx, come here. I need you. - Page 2

jester · 08-30-2007, 10:23 AM

Wow lj, like how you started out with a "need", then became all domineering - you like s&m don't you?

dar512 · 08-30-2007, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Why are my sentences so complicated?

Complex thoughts require complex explanations.

lumberjim · 08-30-2007, 02:22 PM

jinx, go get your phone!

Griff · 08-30-2007, 02:24 PM

She's busy.

lumberjim · 08-30-2007, 02:26 PM

sheddap, you.

monster · 08-30-2007, 05:59 PM

You need to install a wireless doorbell that she can't reach/find. That's what we did for the kids

theotherguy · 08-30-2007, 07:50 PM

This may be one of my favorite threads.

Aliantha · 08-30-2007, 08:01 PM

I really thought he would have asked for pork chops instead of steak.

monster · 08-30-2007, 08:04 PM

not Cock Au Vin?

Elspode · 08-30-2007, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Did she come?

If she did, did she make a lot of noise and generally show approval at your command? If so, I require some advice on how to behave in such a commanding manner as my wife claims to want this sort of thing.

lumberjim · 08-30-2007, 09:28 PM

it's good to have a hot wife with a sense of humor.

monster · 08-30-2007, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

it's good to have a hot wife with a sense of humor.

when you say hot, do you mean about 350?

lumberjim · 08-30-2007, 09:52 PM

~~SIZZLE~~

it's good to have a wife with a hot sense of humor.

skysidhe · 08-31-2007, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jester

Wow lj, like how you started out with a "need", then became all domineering - you like s&m don't you?

I dunno. He did seem to soften it by caring if her tea got cold or not. Although a ploy the thought was nice implying a bit of pussy whip-ed-ness.

HungLikeJesus · 08-31-2007, 05:07 PM

LJ, I will now call you PeterSellers.

Quote:

One afternoon, the doorbell rang in Peter Sellers's London flat. As Sellers was busy in his study, his wife Anne went to the door, where she was handed a telegram. The message? "Bring me a cup of coffee. Peter."

08-30-2007, 02:22 PM	#18
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	jinx, go get your phone! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-30-2007, 02:24 PM	#19
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	She's busy. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-30-2007, 02:26 PM	#20
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	sheddap, you. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-30-2007, 05:59 PM	#21
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You need to install a wireless doorbell that she can't reach/find. That's what we did for the kids __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-30-2007, 07:50 PM	#22
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	This may be one of my favorite threads. __________________ I should be working.

08-30-2007, 10:23 AM	#16
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Wow lj, like how you started out with a "need", then became all domineering - you like s&m don't you?

08-30-2007, 08:01 PM	#23
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I really thought he would have asked for pork chops instead of steak. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-30-2007, 08:04 PM	#24
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	not Cock Au Vin? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-30-2007, 09:28 PM	#26
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	it's good to have a hot wife with a sense of humor. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-30-2007, 09:52 PM	#28
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	~~SIZZLE~~ it's good to have a wife with a hot sense of humor. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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