Hilarious names - Page 5

Griff · 07-15-2005, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianR

I once ran across a Dr Nutt. Occupation? Psychiatrist.
Brian

I once had a dentist named... Dr. Paine. My jaw still isn't right.

Trilby · 07-15-2005, 05:21 PM

I once worked at a hospital that had a Doctor Doctor.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-15-2005, 09:51 PM

limey · 07-16-2005, 01:31 PM

Where I live two of my neighbours are James Brown and Jimmy Morrison. And I share a birthday with one Matt Brown.

capnhowdy · 07-16-2005, 01:59 PM

Although we call her by her middle name, Patrice, my girlfriend's name is Janet Jackson.

Dagney · 07-17-2005, 12:40 AM

I went to school with twins Richard and Peter Stiffe

Gravdigr · 04-10-2013, 01:43 PM

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Gravdigr · 04-10-2013, 01:45 PM

Knew a dude named John Thomas.

John Thomas = a guy's junk, fyi.

jimhelm · 04-18-2013, 01:56 PM

Robert N Hood

goes by Bob, though. Rob N Hood would be more fun.

Gravdigr · 04-18-2013, 04:02 PM

"Bobbin' Hood" would be a great title for a gay porno.

jimhelm · 04-18-2013, 04:10 PM

Is that all you ever think about? Jeez. You and your gay porn.

Lamplighter · 08-12-2013, 11:52 AM

Here's one for all those "good Christians" out there..
Is there any name more hilarious than "Lu Ann Ballew"

NPR
by Bill Chappell
August 12, 201310:58 AM

Judge Orders Baby's Name Changed From 'Messiah'

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A Tennessee judge ordered a baby's name changed from Messiah to Martin last week,
after the boy's parents went to court to fight over their son's last name.
The boy's mother, Jaleesa Martin, says she was shocked by the decision
and that she'll appeal the judge's order to rename her baby Martin DeShawn McCullough.

"The word Messiah is a title and it's a title that has only been earned
by one person and that one person is Jesus Christ," says Child Support Magistrate
Lu Ann Ballew, in an interview with Knoxville's WBIR TV.

Sundae · 08-12-2013, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter

Here's one for all those "good Christians" out there..
Is there any name more hilarious than "Lu Ann Ballew"

I'm not sure if this is an accent thing, or just a typical inability to get a joke by me. I'm practically an airport, the amount of jokes on here that fly over my head.

I know it's the death of a joke to explain it, so feel free to PM me instead!

Clodfobble · 08-12-2013, 01:31 PM

The lesson here is to be careful what you insist on bringing before a judge. Family court judges can do whatever the fuck they want.

The upshot is, the kid's name hasn't actually legally been changed. It has only been ordered to be changed. If both parents are unhappy with the new name, they can just ignore the order and nothing will ever come of it. But if the dad is happy with the new first name (which also gives the kid his last name, which is what he went to court for in the first place,) then the dad can use the court order to officially change the name on the birth certificate.

BigV · 08-12-2013, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

I'm not sure if this is an accent thing, or just a typical inability to get a joke by me. I'm practically an airport, the amount of jokes on here that fly over my head.

I know it's the death of a joke to explain it, so feel free to PM me instead!

it's the ... "hypocrisy" of it all. one person with a funny sounding name (it just sounds funny, say it and hear it) rejecting another person's funny sounding name "messiah". Really?

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08-12-2013, 01:31 PM	#74
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