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Old 05-25-2002, 12:20 PM   #1
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One Sentence Story 2

The first one was great so lets do another one



Nic just got back from Condom Sense with his blow up doll and...
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Old 05-25-2002, 01:11 PM   #2
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There was no way Nic could sleep at night without his new Nell Carter doll.
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Old 05-25-2002, 03:13 PM   #3
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"Gimme a break, I ain't misbehavin' wit no Nell Carter doll," he said. Nic went back to Condom Sense to exchange for something hotter.
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Old 05-25-2002, 03:18 PM   #4
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As he approached the store, the ass-pumping queerio saw exactly what he was looking for - a life-like John Holmes Love Doll.
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Old 05-25-2002, 07:10 PM   #5
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Unfortunately, John Ashcroft caught him by the arm before he could enter and said...
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Old 05-26-2002, 01:03 AM   #6
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"i heard they call you 'sugar' 'cause you give it out so sweet."
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Old 05-27-2002, 01:14 PM   #7
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"If you got the dime, I got the time baby," Nic replied itchin' fer a little...
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Old 05-27-2002, 01:22 PM   #8
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anal penetration. When he was a young boy, all of but 15, he discovered, through his friend Ricardo, the joys of the prostate.
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Old 05-28-2002, 06:12 AM   #9
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Dhamsaic awoke, wondering why his dreams tortured him with thoughts of Nic, turning to Madelline Albright, he asked...
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Old 05-28-2002, 07:55 AM   #10
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"Why are you so fucking ugly?"
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Old 05-28-2002, 11:25 AM   #11
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Because, I just heard from your broker you sold the makers of Preparation H short again, didn't you?
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Old 05-28-2002, 12:06 PM   #12
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Ah, my young padawan, dham has no need of Preparation H while he still has his Jedi light-ShowerMassage.
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Old 05-29-2002, 01:53 AM   #13
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Which he used the excruiating details of to verbally beat innocent bystanders into submission with so he could
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Old 05-29-2002, 07:29 AM   #14
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clandestinely plant cicada larvae into their colons.
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Old 05-29-2002, 08:00 AM   #15
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Several years later Kilgore Trout, with growing lower abdominal stress...
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