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Old 01-10-2018, 09:22 PM   #31
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Old 01-12-2018, 08:39 PM   #32
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Old 01-13-2018, 02:31 PM   #33
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Let's get back to basics:

"You Bitch!"
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Old 01-13-2018, 03:15 PM   #34
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Old 01-13-2018, 10:11 PM   #35
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Let's get back to basics:

"You Bitch!"
but the basic request was for insults in the style of an achievement award......
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Old 01-13-2018, 10:31 PM   #36
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I don't have anything to offer in that regard; so,

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Old 01-14-2018, 02:03 AM   #37
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but the basic request was for insults in the style of an achievement award......
Lifetime Achievement Award - Worst Attempt At Not Being A Bitch, then.
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Old 01-14-2018, 08:41 PM   #38
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Old 01-14-2018, 09:33 PM   #39
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Old 01-14-2018, 11:00 PM   #40
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Old 01-15-2018, 02:05 PM   #41
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Old 01-18-2018, 09:11 AM   #42
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Old 01-18-2018, 02:20 PM   #43
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For The Category "Vagina Most Resembling A Really Bad Grilled Cheese Sandwich", The Award Goes To...
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Old 01-18-2018, 09:55 PM   #44
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I believe in the 90s there was a Dwellar who called another Dwellar:

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Old 01-19-2018, 01:23 PM   #45
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...like a mole with a big, thick, black hair growing out of it.
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