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Old 02-08-2018, 03:10 PM   #16
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It's a long story. There was alcohol involved, inhibitions were lowered, ankles were grabbed...

I was making it rain when the rescue squad showed up.

And then the emus got loose.

There was this whole, thing.

I'm never going back to that dentist.
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Old 02-08-2018, 03:36 PM   #17
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Why did the rescue squad show up?
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Old 02-08-2018, 03:53 PM   #18
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they had more singles?
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Old 02-08-2018, 04:00 PM   #19
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Why did the rescue squad show up?
Well, they come out with the fire department.
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Old 02-08-2018, 04:07 PM   #20
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Why was the Fire Department there?
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Old 02-08-2018, 04:31 PM   #21
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Someone called them to get the cow outta the tree.

Why call the fire dept to get a cow out of a tree?

BECAUSE IT WAS ON FIRE!!!!!
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Old 02-08-2018, 04:45 PM   #22
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Why was the poor cow on fire?
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Old 02-08-2018, 06:21 PM   #23
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Someone called them to get the cow outta the tree.

Why call the fire dept to get a cow out of a tree?

BECAUSE IT WAS ON FIRE!!!!!
You definitely need your own reality TV show.
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Old 02-08-2018, 07:43 PM   #24
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Why was the poor cow on fire?
She wasn't actually on fire. Her dress was just orange. and 'cow' is not very nice.
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Old 02-08-2018, 09:25 PM   #25
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She wasn't actually on fire. Her dress was just orange. and 'cow' is not very nice.
"...not very nice"??? It was an udder fantasy!
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Old 02-08-2018, 11:44 PM   #26
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Hey, I made like $60 last night.



all in ones
All in singles??

You lucky one you........ Yes this is probably now the fastest site I am on (Its a tie between here and videokarma.org)


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Old 02-10-2018, 02:10 AM   #27
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Why was the poor cow on fire?
It's what happens when you shoot a cow in the face with a flaming squirrel.
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Old 02-10-2018, 04:50 AM   #28
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Now there is a flaming squirrel. I really must know what happend.
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Old 02-10-2018, 07:24 AM   #29
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Well, it took a while to build up his confidence, but eventually he came out of the squirrel closet with his feather boa flying proudly in the wind behind him.
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Old 02-11-2018, 02:42 PM   #30
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His name is Raoul.
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