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Old 03-11-2013, 12:20 PM   #631
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You might as well come sell cars, bro.
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:22 PM   #632
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I have a feeling about half our clientele matches yours...so you could come here too!
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:45 PM   #633
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You might as well come sell cars, bro.
Yabbut sometimes I need Saturday nights for the band.
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:58 PM   #634
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In today's game of Retarded of High, a gentleman comes in mumbling, mumbling mumbling... gives me his pawn ticket and gets out his heavy-duty impact drill. As I give it back to him, he's still mumbling, but manages to say "I work for this... you know Rite-Aids? I work on them. I don't just get high all the time."

If you had BOTH, you have won today's game. I don't know why some people feel compelled to give whitey an excuse for why they are high in the shop. The dude is all high and feels guilty about it. Hey man, I don't judge. As long as you get it together enough for us to do business, we are 100% cool with whatever it is you are on.
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Old 03-11-2013, 01:40 PM   #635
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Hey man, I don't judge. As long as you get it together enough for us to do business, we are 100% cool with whatever it is you are on.
Needs to be on a big sandwich board outside the shop. With illustrations and red circles and red circles with slashes.
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Old 03-11-2013, 03:33 PM   #636
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youse guise should all get baked one day and see if that helps you unnestann what they be sayin, nomesayin?

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Yabbut sometimes I need Saturday nights for the band.
if you're a salesman, you can duck ups after 5pm on the Saturdays that you have gigs.
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Old 03-11-2013, 06:53 PM   #637
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Well,... no, it's a compelling thing still, and I thank you, but I'ma try to find something local. A commute over a half hour really gets me angry. I don't know how you could stand it all that time.
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Old 03-11-2013, 07:26 PM   #638
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you can sell cars anywhere, holmes. i was just drawing a parallel, really anyway
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Old 03-11-2013, 08:46 PM   #639
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Old 03-11-2013, 10:40 PM   #640
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youse guise should all get baked one day and see if that helps you unnestann what they be sayin, nomesayin?
Luckily for us, the cameras were rolling...
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Old 03-11-2013, 11:06 PM   #641
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It did occur to me that you might now move to job in a regular retail store, preferably musical instruments, maybe with a bit of second hand sales, but no pawning. You have the knowledge of the stock, and now know enough about retail. It would probably suck a lot less.
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Old 03-11-2013, 11:26 PM   #642
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Yeah, man. Go put in an application at George's!
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Old 03-12-2013, 09:08 AM   #643
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More likely I'll be at the meat counter at Wegman's. It could happen. I'm getting tremendous customer service skills. Also I feel hardened against any weirdness or insult that might happen in suburbia.
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Old 03-12-2013, 11:34 AM   #644
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Dude (looking at DVDs): Do you know where I could find "Menace 2 Society"?
Sammy: I dunno, look in the mirror?

Me: I'll buy your laptop for 80 bucks.
Woman: Can I get 90? It's running Windows 8.
Me: That just means we'll have to install Windows 7 on it. 80.
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Old 03-12-2013, 12:54 PM   #645
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Dude (looking at DVDs): Do you know where I could find "Menace 2 Society"?
Sammy: I dunno, look in the mirror?

Me: I'll buy your laptop for 80 bucks.
Woman: Can I get 90? It's running Windows 8.
Me: That just means we'll have to install Windows 7 on it. 80.
Oh Snap.
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Oh Snap.
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