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12-20-2017, 11:13 PM | #1 | ||||
The future is unwritten
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Dec 21st, 2017: Travel in Style
There are 565 Billionaires in the US but with the new tax package being passed in Washington you should be on the list soon.
Being new to that position you should be aware of the responsibilities that come with it. One of the most important is appearances in public, usually while traveling. #1 – By road, unless you are driving an expensive sports car at minimum double the legal limit you must be chauffeured. This is the most hazardous mode of travel. #2 - By air, you must travel in a private aircraft, preferably your own, or leased at minimum. Bigger is better unless it’s exceptionally fast. Safer than by road but still can fall down go boom. #3 – By rail. This is the safest (Amtrak only 2 derailments a month), most comfortable and classiest way to travel. Unfortunately the Orient Express rarely goes where you want to go, plus you would still have to deal with the nouveau riche, and Scottish impostors. Oh what’s a Billionaire to do. Simple, own a private railcar, travel in style in the eyes of the drooling protalitariot, comfort for yourself, and have Amtrak pull you anywhere in the country you wish to go, for $2.10 a mile. Have to hire a locomotive for non-Amtrak spurs. Take a cue from John Paul DeJoria’s Patron Tequila Express. Quote:
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12-21-2017, 09:21 AM | #2 |
Encroaching on your decrees
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Want. But there's no railroad here on Arran!
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12-21-2017, 11:03 AM | #3 |
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I don't imagine there's a ferry to handle it either, so you'll have to park it on the mainland.
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12-21-2017, 12:04 PM | #4 |
To shreds, you say?
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You're wealthy enough, you'll just have to have one built. Get a good, German made one though.
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12-21-2017, 12:36 PM | #5 |
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Put a hitch on it. Your new, bigger, improved Fanny!
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