Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 42

skysidhe · 04-07-2011, 02:30 PM

I like that kid.

footfootfoot · 04-07-2011, 08:40 PM

It was warm today and squash bugs appeared all over the south side of the house. The mm, nearly 4, saw them and started shouting to her brother,
"Inch, Inch, effingbugs! lets kill them. Look at all the effingbugs, here's some more effings over here..."

This went on for quite a while in front of my neighbor who kept trying not to laugh.

She says it in one word, like "ladybug" not an adjective and noun: Effing Bugs.

Later she asked why they are called "Effingbugs"

zippyt · 04-07-2011, 10:02 PM

because they are EffingBugs !!!

Griff · 04-09-2011, 06:51 PM

Lil Griff rick-rolled her theology teacher using his anonymous "questions too embarrassing to ask" box. "Will God ever give me up? Will he ever let me down? Will he ever turn around and desert me? Will he ever tell a lie? Will he ever say goodbye?" He read the whole thing plus a good portion of the Safety Dance.

footfootfoot · 04-09-2011, 08:02 PM

She is awesome111!

zippyt · 04-09-2011, 08:18 PM

Thats Out standing griff !!!

monster · 04-09-2011, 10:07 PM

lil Griff Rocks and rickRolls

Gravdigr · 05-12-2011, 01:15 PM

Good friend's ~3 yo daughter, upon hearing that Grandad had done something or other, and she heard someone say "Well, why in the world did he do that?", said:

Quote:

He done lost his damn mind!

Good friend says this all the time about everybody. It's biting him in the ass now.

BigV · 05-12-2011, 03:13 PM

Gravdigr, that is funny to me, prolly embarrassing to your good friend... very funny.

Flint · 05-12-2011, 03:30 PM

THAT is having children at its finest! They are an honest reflection.

ZenGum · 05-12-2011, 10:51 PM

I <3 lil Griff!

footfootfoot · 05-14-2011, 08:34 PM

mm said the other day:
"Helicopters have their wings on their heads not on their noses."

footfootfoot · 05-22-2011, 12:48 PM

The Inch: "You better show that to dad, it's seriously infected. You see that? That's a house of bacteria. You have to show that to dad."

The MM: "Dad, I have a house of bacteria."

Clodfobble · 05-22-2011, 01:59 PM

Minifob: (pretending his toy is a bee) "And it will sting you again and again!"
Stepson: "Actually, when a bee stings you, it dies. It can never sting you again."
Minifob: "No this bee doesn't die. It will come back to life again and again and sting you again and again... It will be a zomblebee."

footfootfoot · 05-22-2011, 02:23 PM

Zomblebee III: Hive of the Undead!

04-07-2011, 08:40 PM	#617
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	It was warm today and squash bugs appeared all over the south side of the house. The mm, nearly 4, saw them and started shouting to her brother, "Inch, Inch, effingbugs! lets kill them. Look at all the effingbugs, here's some more effings over here..." This went on for quite a while in front of my neighbor who kept trying not to laugh. She says it in one word, like "ladybug" not an adjective and noun: Effing Bugs. Later she asked why they are called "Effingbugs" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-07-2011, 10:02 PM	#618
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	because they are EffingBugs !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-09-2011, 06:51 PM	#619
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Lil Griff rick-rolled her theology teacher using his anonymous "questions too embarrassing to ask" box. "Will God ever give me up? Will he ever let me down? Will he ever turn around and desert me? Will he ever tell a lie? Will he ever say goodbye?" He read the whole thing plus a good portion of the Safety Dance. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-09-2011, 08:02 PM	#620
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	She is awesome111! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-09-2011, 08:18 PM	#621
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Thats Out standing griff !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-07-2011, 02:30 PM	#616
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I like that kid.

04-09-2011, 10:07 PM	#622
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	lil Griff Rocks and rickRolls __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-12-2011, 03:13 PM	#624
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Gravdigr, that is funny to me, prolly embarrassing to your good friend... very funny. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-12-2011, 03:30 PM	#625
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	THAT is having children at its finest! They are an honest reflection. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-12-2011, 10:51 PM	#626
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I <3 lil Griff! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-14-2011, 08:34 PM	#627
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	mm said the other day: "Helicopters have their wings on their heads not on their noses." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-22-2011, 12:48 PM	#628
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	The Inch: "You better show that to dad, it's seriously infected. You see that? That's a house of bacteria. You have to show that to dad." The MM: "Dad, I have a house of bacteria." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-22-2011, 01:59 PM	#629
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Minifob: (pretending his toy is a bee) "And it will sting you again and again!" Stepson: "Actually, when a bee stings you, it dies. It can never sting you again." Minifob: "No this bee doesn't die. It will come back to life again and again and sting you again and again... It will be a zomblebee." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

05-22-2011, 02:23 PM	#630
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Zomblebee III: Hive of the Undead! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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