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sexobon · 06-17-2012, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Ladies and gentlemen, no more entries please, we have a winner.

Squid Injects Woman's Tongue With Sperm Bag As She Eats In Korea

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The squid was partially cooked -- of course it was hot and bothered.

A woman in Seoul, Korea was eating semi-boiled squid when the cephalopod injected its sperm bag into her tongue, according to research published in February.

The unidentified woman reportedly experienced a "pricking and foreign-body sensation" while she chewed and spat the squid out. She had to go to the hospital when she felt severe pain and several "small, squirming" creepy crawlies in her mouth.

Doctors found that the squid had left "twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms" in the mucous membranes of her tongue and cheek.

Indeed, the woman's mouth had been essentially inseminated.

Researchers think that the squid's sperm bags came out while the woman chewed her food. Squids have "sperm bags," which are ejaculatory apparatuses that attach themselves to a female's body before slowly secreting sperm, according to Fairfax New Zealand News.

How embarrassing. Now everybody knows ... she doesn't swallow.

When questioned, the squid said "I never had sex with that woman ..."

Gravdigr · 06-17-2012, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

She should have said gash.

Perhaps 'axewound' would have been more well-received.

ZenGum · 06-18-2012, 08:00 AM

That squid thing ... (a) eeiiiwwww
(b) I think that IS possible, some squid do reproduce like that!
(c) this is why anything which might possibly be capable of fighting back in even the slightest way should always be thoroughly killed before being brought to the table.

Gravdigr · 06-18-2012, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

...(c) this is why anything which might possibly be capable of fighting back in even the slightest way should always be thoroughly killed, and given a handjob before being brought to the table.

FIFY.

Gravdigr · 06-28-2012, 03:48 PM

And there's this:

Miracle Cat Survives Getting Impaled On Metal Fence Spike

06-18-2012, 08:00 AM	#408
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That squid thing ... (a) eeiiiwwww (b) I think that IS possible, some squid do reproduce like that! (c) this is why anything which might possibly be capable of fighting back in even the slightest way should always be thoroughly killed before being brought to the table. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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