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Old 02-13-2019, 11:17 PM   #1
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Feb 14th, 2019: Whale Penis

For all you ladies who have been disappointed by exaggerated claims that left you un-full-filled.



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A SPERM WHALE PENIS,

late 19th century, a taxidermy stuffed sperm whale penis (Physeter macrocephalus), stuffed with hair and end tied with rope, 167cm (65.75 in) long and 29cm (11.42 in) at the thickest part

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The vendor of this item has received an, email from the UK CITES Management Authority and this piece has been classed as worked and does not require an article 10 certificate.

May be subject to CITES Regulations when exported.

Sold for 4,600 ($5915 USD)


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Old 02-14-2019, 11:39 AM   #2
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We have sadly gotten away from recipes. Good onion for whale wanger stew:

https://blogs.herald.com/.a/6a00d834...1e354ae970b-pi
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Old 02-14-2019, 02:20 PM   #3
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Could someone clarify the effect of tropical water (i.e. warm/hot water) and arctic (cold water) upon said tissue and the well known shrinkage factor. Thank you.:blush
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Old 02-15-2019, 03:14 PM   #4
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We have sadly gotten away from recipes. Good onion for whale wanger stew:

https://blogs.herald.com/.a/6a00d834...1e354ae970b-pi
served with 10 square feet of sauerkraut.
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Old 02-15-2019, 05:07 PM   #5
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http://images3.naharnet.com/images/7...jpg?1365669587

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_2LnJmifRk...otato-ever.jpg

And a big pot!
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Old 02-15-2019, 07:22 PM   #6
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[url]http://images3.naharnet.com/images/75924/w460.jpg?1365669587[/url

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Can you imagine the size of the rabbit you could catch with carrot?!
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Old 02-16-2019, 01:16 PM   #7
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Can you imagine the size of the rabbit you could catch with carrot?!
...with that carrot.

Proofread your shit, dumbass.
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