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Old 03-05-2019, 04:44 PM   #31
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It wasn't a chicken video game.
So you weren't playing . . .


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c h i c k e n ?


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Old 03-05-2019, 07:21 PM   #32
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A horse-sized duck?
would you rather...?
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Old 03-05-2019, 11:55 PM   #33
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Please note for future reference: if you, Griff, begin any sentence with "my girls," I am going to initially assume you mean your daughters, which may render the second half of your sentence confusing at best and horrifying at worst.
Same here, I did a whoa Nellie, back up and read that again.
He usually uses that expression referring to some combination of the three females in the house. To be fair, he has called his hens girls, but it's not nearly as often.

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Chickens like to lay their eggs where eggs have already been laid. Presumably, the hens figure that if one bird already laid an egg here, it must be a pretty safe place. There are 12 nesting boxes in my coop. Invariably, at least half of those boxes will be empty, and I'll find 2-5 eggs in one or two of the boxes. This means that some hens will wait in line to use one nesting box, instead of using an empty one whenever they want.

It's a chicken thang.
Thank you, I did not know that.
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Old 03-06-2019, 06:25 AM   #34
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Please note for future reference: if you, Griff, begin any sentence with "my girls," I am going to initially assume you mean your daughters, which may render the second half of your sentence confusing at best and horrifying at worst.
Yeah, I need to stop that, even with the young ladies out the house.

Super Appalachian eggs kinda sounds to me like coal tailings with a free mercury surprise, not sure about Poconos seems citified.
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Old 03-06-2019, 06:53 AM   #35
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Catskills has been done to death, so how about South of the Border? You know, make them sound quasi-legal, forbidden fruit. Or something classy like
Griff's Hillwilliam Embryos?
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Old 03-06-2019, 10:07 AM   #36
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Ugh.

No embryos, please.

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Old 03-06-2019, 11:03 AM   #37
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Hmmm... this is helpful
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Old 03-07-2019, 04:39 PM   #38
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V he's looking for a name for the eggs not the estate. That's firmly Grifftopia.
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Old 03-08-2019, 01:13 PM   #39
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Put hair on 'em and call 'em Griff's Huevos.

Whut?
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Old 03-09-2019, 12:13 PM   #40
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Old 03-10-2019, 03:03 AM   #41
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Sure, look what they did to Newman.
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Old 03-10-2019, 11:02 AM   #42
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Those were body-shaming hateraptors.
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Old 03-18-2019, 10:02 PM   #43
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We had chickens for years but they brought pound for pound the same number of rats to the scene.

Besides the rats it was really annoying that they laid only for about 6 months the first year 5 months the next 4 the next 2 the next. Freeloaders! I sent them all over to my buddies for dinner one afternoon and they never came back. Musta liked it there?

But, the rats stayed..
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Old 03-18-2019, 10:54 PM   #44
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Did you have a rooster to prod them? The chickens not the rats.
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Old 03-18-2019, 11:11 PM   #45
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Try Just One Bite rat bait. Works like a charm. Found a BIG dead Norway rat near the coop today - flung him down the hill behind the house and called it good. If another predator finds and eats its nasty carcass, so much the better. #unapologetic #survivalofthefittest
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