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Gravdigr · 02-08-2018, 03:10 PM

It's a long story. There was alcohol involved, inhibitions were lowered, ankles were grabbed...

I was making it rain when the rescue squad showed up.

And then the emus got loose.

There was this whole, thing.

I'm never going back to that dentist.

fargon · 02-08-2018, 03:36 PM

Why did the rescue squad show up?

monster · 02-08-2018, 03:53 PM

they had more singles?

Gravdigr · 02-08-2018, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

Why did the rescue squad show up?

Well, they come out with the fire department.

fargon · 02-08-2018, 04:07 PM

Why was the Fire Department there?

Gravdigr · 02-08-2018, 04:31 PM

Someone called them to get the cow outta the tree.

Why call the fire dept to get a cow out of a tree?

BECAUSE IT WAS ON FIRE!!!!!

fargon · 02-08-2018, 04:45 PM

Why was the poor cow on fire?

Glinda · 02-08-2018, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Someone called them to get the cow outta the tree.

Why call the fire dept to get a cow out of a tree?

BECAUSE IT WAS ON FIRE!!!!!

You definitely need your own reality TV show.

lumberjim · 02-08-2018, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

Why was the poor cow on fire?

She wasn't actually on fire. Her dress was just orange. and 'cow' is not very nice.

BigV · 02-08-2018, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

She wasn't actually on fire. Her dress was just orange. and 'cow' is not very nice.

"...not very nice"??? It was an udder fantasy!

Dude111 · 02-08-2018, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Hey, I made like $60 last night.

all in ones

All in singles??

You lucky one you........ Yes this is probably now the fastest site I am on (Its a tie between here and videokarma.org)

I love it here dues

Gravdigr · 02-10-2018, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

Why was the poor cow on fire?

It's what happens when you shoot a cow in the face with a flaming squirrel.

fargon · 02-10-2018, 04:50 AM

Now there is a flaming squirrel. I really must know what happend.

Clodfobble · 02-10-2018, 07:24 AM

Well, it took a while to build up his confidence, but eventually he came out of the squirrel closet with his feather boa flying proudly in the wind behind him.

Gravdigr · 02-11-2018, 02:42 PM

His name is Raoul.

02-08-2018, 03:10 PM	#16
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	It's a long story. There was alcohol involved, inhibitions were lowered, ankles were grabbed... I was making it rain when the rescue squad showed up. And then the emus got loose. There was this whole, thing. I'm never going back to that dentist. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-08-2018, 03:36 PM	#17
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02-08-2018, 03:53 PM	#18
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02-08-2018, 04:07 PM	#20
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Why was the Fire Department there? __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

02-08-2018, 04:31 PM	#21
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Someone called them to get the cow outta the tree. Why call the fire dept to get a cow out of a tree? BECAUSE IT WAS ON FIRE!!!!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-08-2018, 04:45 PM	#22
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Why was the poor cow on fire? __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

02-10-2018, 04:50 AM	#28
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Now there is a flaming squirrel. I really must know what happend. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

02-10-2018, 07:24 AM	#29
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Well, it took a while to build up his confidence, but eventually he came out of the squirrel closet with his feather boa flying proudly in the wind behind him. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

02-11-2018, 02:42 PM	#30
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	His name is Raoul. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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