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Old 01-08-2009, 07:02 PM   #61
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Naptime Noose


How about Barrel full of Mononucleuous or Nosecandy Land? They can't be safe...
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:48 PM   #62
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This is all fucking irrelevant anyway. The toys we sell at the PTO thrift store here are not what's going to kill the kids. It's the assorted sharp objects that the high school "volunteers" working to raise money for band camp think it's hysterical to put on the toy shelves....


....btw, they are very grateful to the cellar for bringing this matter to their attention ...and they hate you for it too....
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Old 01-09-2009, 09:06 AM   #63
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Nosecandy Land!

How about Shoots Up and Ladders?
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Old 01-09-2009, 09:30 AM   #64
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Old 01-09-2009, 10:12 AM   #65
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Old 01-09-2009, 10:48 AM   #66
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Pornopoly

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Old 01-09-2009, 11:22 AM   #67
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Test it all, load up the poisons, and send it in aircrafts back, dumping it in their cities.
I don't think they need any more help polluting their country.
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Old 01-09-2009, 01:47 PM   #68
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Old 01-09-2009, 01:48 PM   #69
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Old 01-09-2009, 01:58 PM   #70
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Old 01-09-2009, 02:11 PM   #71
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Damn!

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Old 01-09-2009, 02:12 PM   #72
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Oh, wait. I forgot what we were doing.
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Old 01-09-2009, 02:49 PM   #74
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