Have you amused your elf today?

Griff · 08-12-2009, 04:20 PM

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=20680

Queen of the Ryche · 08-12-2009, 04:31 PM

Gawd I lurv this place.

Shawnee123 · 08-12-2009, 04:36 PM

haggis!

Trilby · 08-12-2009, 05:11 PM

This being August, all my house elves are off on vacation.

Some, undoubtedly, are killing hobos.

Aliantha · 08-12-2009, 05:27 PM

A dingo took my elf

ZenGum · 08-12-2009, 05:31 PM

I've been practicing elf discipline

toranokaze · 08-12-2009, 10:45 PM

I level the crap out of my elf

capnhowdy · 08-13-2009, 07:14 AM

Don't interrupt me while I'm reading my elf help book.

Scriveyn · 08-13-2009, 07:33 AM

Is it elfth night already?

Clodfobble · 08-13-2009, 08:03 AM

My elves are quite good at amusing themselves, mostly by irritating me.

Yznhymr · 08-14-2009, 05:44 PM

I'm in a 12 step Elves Anonymous program and my sponsor said if I can't ever admit I am powerless over the elves, I will not advance to step 2. Damn...

classicman · 08-14-2009, 10:15 PM

I'm elfing off.

Pie · 08-14-2009, 10:41 PM

elf-up.

Shawnee123 · 08-14-2009, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie

elf-up.

That cracked me UP!

Pie · 08-14-2009, 11:02 PM

oddtodd was a great friend to me back when I was laid off.

BEE POSITIVE!

08-12-2009, 04:20 PM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Have you amused your elf today? http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=20680 Attached Images __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-12-2009, 04:31 PM	#2
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Gawd I lurv this place. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

08-12-2009, 04:36 PM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	haggis! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-12-2009, 05:11 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	This being August, all my house elves are off on vacation. Some, undoubtedly, are killing hobos. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-12-2009, 05:27 PM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	A dingo took my elf __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-12-2009, 05:31 PM	#6
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I've been practicing elf discipline __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-12-2009, 10:45 PM	#7
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	I level the crap out of my elf __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

08-13-2009, 07:14 AM	#8
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Don't interrupt me while I'm reading my elf help book. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

08-13-2009, 07:33 AM	#9
Scriveyn amnesic-confabulatory opsimath Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Between my ears Posts: 739	Is it elfth night already?

08-13-2009, 08:03 AM	#10
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	My elves are quite good at amusing themselves, mostly by irritating me. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-14-2009, 05:44 PM	#11
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	I'm in a 12 step Elves Anonymous program and my sponsor said if I can't ever admit I am powerless over the elves, I will not advance to step 2. Damn... __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

08-14-2009, 10:15 PM	#12
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I'm elfing off. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-14-2009, 10:41 PM	#13
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	elf-up. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

08-14-2009, 11:02 PM	#15
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	oddtodd was a great friend to me back when I was laid off. BEE POSITIVE! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

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