What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 56

BigV · 04-05-2012, 09:43 PM

LOL!

ZenGum · 04-11-2012, 12:03 AM

This is way beyond mild amusement, but what the heck...

So, at this festival I just went to, the Critical Incident Team had to do a vehicle rescue. Mostly the CIT do fire safety, search for stray kids, and look cool.

Anyway, two youngish blokes had sat in the back seat of a car at night to get out of the wind (presumably while they

and

). Then they tried to get out. The doors wouldn't open. With the ignition off, the electric windows wouldn't work.

Shit. Trapped.

Three hours of various attempts passed, doubtless arguments and confusion. Eventually they admitted that they needed help.

Another two hours of banging on the windows passed before someone noticed them and asked what the problem was. The lads explained they were trapped and the doors were "jammed" or "broken". This person went of to the CIT and got a few blokes to come deal with it.

The senior firefighter grasped the situation, and opened the back door by operating the handle in the normal manner.

He managed to get through the explanation of how child safety locks work before leaving to go and have a fit of hysterical laughter.

infinite monkey · 04-18-2012, 02:33 PM

Job announcement through our state association:

Salary: N/A

Yeah I wanna work there.

Maybe they think it means 'not available' but it does not. Nope, don't wanna work there. More seriously, I won't even apply to a place that doesn't give a salary range up front. Before I go through all the hassle I want to know how much of a pay cut it would be. You think you're going to pay me 2 bucks an hour, you got another think coming.

classicman · 04-19-2012, 12:08 AM

IM - more and more companies are doing that.
I find it really troubling that I have to waste a lot of time and effort to
find out they want me to work for next to nothing.

infinite monkey · 04-19-2012, 10:33 AM

I know I know I know...some of the strangest things make me giggle, but...

I was looking at the cafeteria menu for the day and one of the sides is BBQ Baked Beans with the following description:

This Zesty Pinto Concoction Is Great As A Side Or As An Open-Range Dinner.

An inner-city open range? What?

"Hey, pardner, rustle me up some of them there beans to go. Gonna jump on this here buckskin and eat 'em out on the open range. It just don't get no better than that."

Of course, it would be better if my horse were a Pinto instead.

I'm sorry. I can't stop laughing!

UncaDollas · 04-22-2012, 01:03 AM

infinite monkey · 04-30-2012, 12:09 PM

I was looking everywhere for my pencil. I just had it! It was just right here! Is it on the floor? Under some papers? Behind the keyboard? How the heck does a pencil run away?

Oh, there it is, I used it to put my hair up.

TheMercenary · 05-15-2012, 05:32 PM

Knowing that in 2 weeks I am heading to the Bahamas for our annual rugby trip of Old Boy Debauchery..... totally looking forward to it.

classicman · 05-15-2012, 08:41 PM

jealous

TheMercenary · 05-15-2012, 09:12 PM

Come with me....

classicman · 05-15-2012, 09:14 PM

chyea - you got my email right?

TheMercenary · 05-15-2012, 09:32 PM

Dude you can stay with us.... just make the trip.

classicman · 05-15-2012, 09:38 PM

I couldn't afford the gas to the airport let alone the trip.

TheMercenary · 05-15-2012, 10:03 PM

Oh, Hell, I would pay your gas....

limey · 05-17-2012, 05:00 PM

One of our cats is snoring while sitting up ... Presumably dozing off.

Sent by thought transference

04-05-2012, 09:43 PM	#826
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	LOL! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-11-2012, 12:03 AM	#827
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	This is way beyond mild amusement, but what the heck... So, at this festival I just went to, the Critical Incident Team had to do a vehicle rescue. Mostly the CIT do fire safety, search for stray kids, and look cool. Anyway, two youngish blokes had sat in the back seat of a car at night to get out of the wind (presumably while they and ). Then they tried to get out. The doors wouldn't open. With the ignition off, the electric windows wouldn't work. Shit. Trapped. Three hours of various attempts passed, doubtless arguments and confusion. Eventually they admitted that they needed help. Another two hours of banging on the windows passed before someone noticed them and asked what the problem was. The lads explained they were trapped and the doors were "jammed" or "broken". This person went of to the CIT and got a few blokes to come deal with it. The senior firefighter grasped the situation, and opened the back door by operating the handle in the normal manner. He managed to get through the explanation of how child safety locks work before leaving to go and have a fit of hysterical laughter. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-19-2012, 12:08 AM	#829
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	IM - more and more companies are doing that. I find it really troubling that I have to waste a lot of time and effort to find out they want me to work for next to nothing. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-15-2012, 05:32 PM	#833
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Knowing that in 2 weeks I am heading to the Bahamas for our annual rugby trip of Old Boy Debauchery..... totally looking forward to it. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-15-2012, 08:41 PM	#834
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	jealous __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-18-2012, 02:33 PM	#828
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Job announcement through our state association: Salary: N/A Yeah I wanna work there. Maybe they think it means 'not available' but it does not. Nope, don't wanna work there. More seriously, I won't even apply to a place that doesn't give a salary range up front. Before I go through all the hassle I want to know how much of a pay cut it would be. You think you're going to pay me 2 bucks an hour, you got another think coming.

04-19-2012, 10:33 AM	#830
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I know I know I know...some of the strangest things make me giggle, but... I was looking at the cafeteria menu for the day and one of the sides is BBQ Baked Beans with the following description: This Zesty Pinto Concoction Is Great As A Side Or As An Open-Range Dinner. An inner-city open range? What? "Hey, pardner, rustle me up some of them there beans to go. Gonna jump on this here buckskin and eat 'em out on the open range. It just don't get no better than that." Of course, it would be better if my horse were a Pinto instead. I'm sorry. I can't stop laughing!

04-22-2012, 01:03 AM	#831
UncaDollas Banned Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 72

04-30-2012, 12:09 PM	#832
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I was looking everywhere for my pencil. I just had it! It was just right here! Is it on the floor? Under some papers? Behind the keyboard? How the heck does a pencil run away? Oh, there it is, I used it to put my hair up.

05-15-2012, 09:12 PM	#835
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Come with me.... __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-15-2012, 09:14 PM	#836
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	chyea - you got my email right? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-15-2012, 09:32 PM	#837
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Dude you can stay with us.... just make the trip. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-15-2012, 09:38 PM	#838
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I couldn't afford the gas to the airport let alone the trip. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-15-2012, 10:03 PM	#839
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Oh, Hell, I would pay your gas.... __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-17-2012, 05:00 PM	#840
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	One of our cats is snoring while sitting up ... Presumably dozing off. Sent by thought transference __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

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