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Old 01-07-2010, 11:45 AM   #1636
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Old 01-09-2010, 06:32 PM   #1637
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When the roster came out, an 8:20 soccer game on saturday evening seemed like a great time. now, not so much.
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Old 01-13-2010, 10:45 PM   #1638
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You know that feeling, when you get a "lump in your throat" because you're about to cry, except it isn't really a lump, it's more like a very specific muscle cramp?

I've been having that muscle cramp all goddamn day. It's inside my throat, so it's not like I can really stretch it, except by drinking water in large swallows. But all that means is that my neck has hurt all day and I've been peeing all day.
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Old 01-23-2010, 10:09 AM   #1639
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As i always suspected.... "Tastes Like Butter" doesn't.
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Old 01-23-2010, 11:22 AM   #1640
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You know that feeling, when you get a "lump in your throat" because you're about to cry, except it isn't really a lump, it's more like a very specific muscle cramp?

I've been having that muscle cramp all goddamn day. It's inside my throat, so it's not like I can really stretch it, except by drinking water in large swallows. But all that means is that my neck has hurt all day and I've been peeing all day.
I hate that for ya. Hope it gets better. One of the worst pains I get is a charlie horse in my tongue. Weird, I know, but from time to time I get a very bad charlie horse under my chin in the tongue muscle and it hurts like hell. A result of a head neck injury back in 1988.
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Old 01-23-2010, 01:41 PM   #1641
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How am I supposed to get anything done!?! This kitten just cries and yells and climbs my legs until I pick him up and cuddle him.
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Old 01-23-2010, 02:03 PM   #1642
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Just use your bra as a kitten sling
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Old 01-23-2010, 02:08 PM   #1643
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What would I use as a bra then?
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Old 01-23-2010, 02:26 PM   #1644
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your spare bra. You'll have to launder them at night
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Old 01-23-2010, 05:03 PM   #1645
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You're not the boss of me.

Marathon cooking class today. We made; vegan black bean soup, spicy orange fish soup, and a turkey burger and quinoa meatloaf. The kids have mad skilz.
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Old 01-23-2010, 06:24 PM   #1646
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No kitten pie?
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Old 01-23-2010, 06:40 PM   #1647
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The sun, whose rays
Are all ablaze
With ever-living glory,
Does not deny
His majesty
He scorns to tell a story!
He don't exclaim,
"I blush for shame,
So kindly be indulgent."
But, fierce and bold,
In fiery gold,
He glories all effulgent!
I mean to rule the earth,
As he the sky
We really know our worth,
The sun and I!
I mean to rule the earth,
As he the sky
We really know our worth,
The sun and I!
Observe his flame,
That placid dame,
The moon's Celestial Highness;
There's not a trace
Upon her face
Of diffidence or shyness:
She borrows light
That, through the night,
Mankind may all acclaim her!
And, truth to tell,
She lights up well,
So I, for one, don't blame her!
Ah, pray make no mistake,
We are not shy;
We're very wide awake,
The moon and I!
Ah, pray make no mistake,
We are not shy;
We're very wide awake,
The moon and I!
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Old 01-24-2010, 02:37 PM   #1648
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Nice squirell!

I just found this spelling for sorcery: "sourcery". Two thumbs up. I like it.
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Old 01-24-2010, 06:33 PM   #1649
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Valerie Masterson kicking it Technicolor style:
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Old 01-24-2010, 09:14 PM   #1650
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I haz Tasty Cakes.
I want tasty cakes
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