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Old 03-28-2015, 11:52 AM   #3091
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Old 03-28-2015, 11:55 AM   #3092
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I was scoffed at when I was tutoring for suggesting that I could start a school that would not have discipline problems and would have high testing scores. The foundation of my school would be snacks and naps. No blood sugar issues, no sleepy kids, well rested, well fed = ready to learn.

I'm a fucking visionary so all y'all can go fuck yourselves.

A fucking visionary!

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Old 03-28-2015, 12:30 PM   #3093
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That's right! That will be our school flag Bruce.
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Old 03-28-2015, 03:21 PM   #3094
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Old 03-28-2015, 07:56 PM   #3095
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Old 03-31-2015, 11:27 PM   #3096
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The Arizona Republic - 4/1/15

NASA fools Twin at brother's launch
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NASA pulled a fast one on Astronaut Scott Kelly's identical twin right before
his brother was to blast off on a one-year space station mission.

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4/1/15: 48 hr update: NASA:
Office of the Director of Orbital Orchiectomic Pseudocyeses (OOPS)

Today NASA revealed that following a rare and complicated artificial transactivation
involving the Large Hedron Collider in Cern, Switzerland and just before
a regularly scheduled update of IE8 software, Mark Kelly, the older identical twin brother of Scott,
was transmogrified while on the Russian Soyuz rocket that launched from Kazakhstan on Friday

Mark was in the launch vehicle waiting to bid Scott a good trip when the event occurred.
He has thus became the first elder-naut sent to the International Space Station.

Kelly will remain on board until next March, as will Russian cosmonaut Mikhail Kornienko.
It will be NASA's longest spaceflight ever.

President Barack Obama's science adviser, John Holdren, wished Kelly, Kornienko
and the rest of the crew the best of luck and noted that the yearlong mission is
an important milestone on the path to sending humans to Mars in the mid-2030s.

“Whoever you are, you are all heroes up there, and we're depending on you,"
Holdren said in a phone hookup.
NASA refused comment on whether to conduct a operation locum
to re-unite the brothers, or simply download Scott.
Each could only take place during a lunar eclipse, and the closest has
already occurred at 4:58 am on 3/31/15. Also due to the fact it was visible only
on the west coast of the US and Canada, at least 78% uncertainties exist.

Canada declined comment, except to wish Clodfobble’s father “Happy Birthday”
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Old 04-07-2015, 01:53 PM   #3097
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Exercise band my eye...

Harry Reid was beat up by his brother.

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Old 04-07-2015, 05:10 PM   #3098
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I'm sure some guy claiming to be Easton Elliott on the phone is a reliable source, as is PJ Media.
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Old 04-09-2015, 12:17 PM   #3099
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All it takes to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a [unloaded] gun …

MSNBC - Steve Benen - 4/8/15
Working guns prohibited at NRA convention
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The National Rifle Association’s annual convention kicks off in Nashville this week,
with 70,000 people expected to participate in the three-day gathering.

The Tennessean reports this week on the “multilevel security plan,”
which includes an important safety measure:
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“All guns on the convention floor will be nonoperational, with the firing pins removed,
and any guns purchased during the NRA convention will have to be picked up at a Federal
Firearms License dealer, near where the purchaser lives, and will require a legal identification.”

NRA boss Wayne LaPierre has called repeatedly for allowing guns in schools, and other facilities.
LaPierre says arming teachers and guards will help prevent gun violence.
At least, outside the NRA’s own events.

Ironically, it only takes one guy with a loaded gun who doesn't follow the rules to...


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Old 04-09-2015, 07:56 PM   #3100
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This Report probably will not be handed out during the NRA meeting in Nashville

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Each incident on the above map is listed in the appendix of the report ... here
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Old 04-10-2015, 08:10 AM   #3101
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Do these "stats" include suicide and our intentional murder ... murder/suicides?
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Old 04-10-2015, 08:30 AM   #3102
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Do these "stats" include suicide and our intentional murder ... murder/suicides?
No. The Report defines these instances as unintentional and children under 14.

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We examined every publicly reported incident involving a child 14 and under
killed in an unintentional shooting in the twelve months following the mass shooting
at Sandy Hook Elementary School.

Reports of unintentional shooting deaths were obtained from subscription-based
news databases and publicly available news reports.
Whenever possible we identified how the shooter got the gun; where the fatal gunshot occurred;
who pulled the trigger; whether the gun was legally owned; and whether criminal charges
were brought after the deaths.
In cases where information was not specified in public accounts or an investigation was ongoing,
we contacted local officials to learn further details.
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Old 04-10-2015, 12:52 PM   #3103
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***NSFW Pics at the link*** (pic/.gif includes a big floppy dildo)

Old man, who was probably shrooming, terrorizes NYC subway with dildo



Please to note the young lady in the left of the pic (and the .gif), who is not fazed in the slightest.

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Old 04-11-2015, 04:42 AM   #3104
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Old 04-11-2015, 10:09 AM   #3105
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