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Old 08-16-2017, 11:53 PM   #1
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Settling Marital Spats

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Old 08-17-2017, 05:10 PM   #2
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So the husband presumably wins if he yanks her to the ground and incapacitates her, but how does she win? If he's knocked unconscious or cries "Uncle," I guess?
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Old 08-17-2017, 06:02 PM   #3
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A 3 lb stone at arms length could kill him, or break bones. Remember back then women did a lot of physical labor and were pretty strong.
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Old 08-18-2017, 11:20 AM   #4
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So the husband presumably wins if he yanks her to the ground and incapacitates her, but how does she win? If he's knocked unconscious or cries "Uncle," I guess?
Weeellllllllll...

She always has the option of incapacitating him with her over strong Texas size cooter...

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Old 08-19-2017, 08:40 AM   #5
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Well, then add this to your memory: that's like trying to catch a greased pig. Raw strength may help, but what you need is dexterity. And my cooter is assuredly not prehensile.
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