What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

ZenGum · 11-18-2011, 06:00 PM

No, really, what should one do with a drunken sailor?

What would you do?

Aliantha · 11-18-2011, 06:14 PM

Well, I think it depends what sort of sailor we're talking about. Is it a captain type sailor or a merchantman, or maybe a naval officer or a deckhand even.

I think there are different applications for different sailors.

We had a dog named Sailor once. He had a son. We named him Pirate. They were good dogs.

Lamplighter · 11-18-2011, 06:14 PM

Step back away to keep my shoes clean.

Rhianne · 11-18-2011, 06:30 PM

All sailors are drunken, it's a requirement of the job.

jimhelm · 11-18-2011, 06:46 PM

GO DRINKING!

footfootfoot · 11-18-2011, 07:31 PM

Put him in the hold until he's sober?
Shave his belly with a rusty razor?
Put him in the long boat till he's sober?
Put him in the scuppers with a hawse pipe on him?
Put him in bed with the captain's daughter?
Beat him with a cat 'til his back is bleedin'?
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it??
Truss him up with a runnin' bowline?
Give 'im a dose of salt and water?
Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster?
Send him up the crow's nest till he falls over?
Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under?
Soak 'im in oil 'til he sprouts a flipper?
Put him in the guard room 'til he's sober?
Shave his balls with a rusty razor?
Make him the skipper of an Exxon tanker?
Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him.
Pull out the plug and wet him all over?
Shave his back with a rusty razor?
Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end?
Heave 'im by the leg with a runnin' bowline?

Treat him with compassion because he's a victim of a dysfunctional upbringing?

Nahh.

ZenGum · 11-19-2011, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Put him in the hold until he's sober?
Shave his belly with a rusty razor?
Put him in the long boat till he's sober?
Put him in the scuppers with a hawse pipe on him?
Put him in bed with the captain's daughter?
Beat him with a cat 'til his back is bleedin'?
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it??
Truss him up with a runnin' bowline?
Give 'im a dose of salt and water?
Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster?
Send him up the crow's nest till he falls over?
Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under?
Soak 'im in oil 'til he sprouts a flipper?
Put him in the guard room 'til he's sober?
Shave his balls with a rusty razor?
Make him the skipper of an Exxon tanker?
Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him.
Pull out the plug and wet him all over?
Shave his back with a rusty razor?
Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end?
Heave 'im by the leg with a runnin' bowline?

Treat him with compassion because he's a victim of a dysfunctional upbringing?

Nahh.

Snort!

Sundae · 11-19-2011, 05:18 AM

Rumpy pumpy?

ZenGum · 11-19-2011, 05:58 AM

Just what is a hornpipe, anyway?

Sundae · 11-19-2011, 06:13 AM

Ask Sheldon.

Rhianne · 11-19-2011, 02:34 PM

A hornpipe is a generally lively folk dance.

BigV · 11-20-2011, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Rumpy pumpy?

Your middle name isn't Peg, is it?

Sundae · 11-20-2011, 12:03 PM

As in Aunt Peg?

BigV · 11-20-2011, 02:09 PM

Yes. You aunt gonna peg me, thanksjustthesame. (backs away)

Sundae · 11-20-2011, 02:15 PM

Dirty boy.

11-18-2011, 06:00 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	What shall we do with the drunken sailor? No, really, what should one do with a drunken sailor? What would you do? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-18-2011, 06:14 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Well, I think it depends what sort of sailor we're talking about. Is it a captain type sailor or a merchantman, or maybe a naval officer or a deckhand even. I think there are different applications for different sailors. We had a dog named Sailor once. He had a son. We named him Pirate. They were good dogs. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-18-2011, 06:46 PM	#5
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	GO DRINKING! __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

11-18-2011, 07:31 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Put him in the hold until he's sober? Shave his belly with a rusty razor? Put him in the long boat till he's sober? Put him in the scuppers with a hawse pipe on him? Put him in bed with the captain's daughter? Beat him with a cat 'til his back is bleedin'? Put him in the bilge and make him drink it?? Truss him up with a runnin' bowline? Give 'im a dose of salt and water? Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster? Send him up the crow's nest till he falls over? Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under? Soak 'im in oil 'til he sprouts a flipper? Put him in the guard room 'til he's sober? Shave his balls with a rusty razor? Make him the skipper of an Exxon tanker? Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him. Pull out the plug and wet him all over? Shave his back with a rusty razor? Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end? Heave 'im by the leg with a runnin' bowline? Treat him with compassion because he's a victim of a dysfunctional upbringing? Nahh. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-19-2011, 05:18 AM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Rumpy pumpy? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-18-2011, 06:14 PM	#3
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Step back away to keep my shoes clean.

11-18-2011, 06:30 PM	#4
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	All sailors are drunken, it's a requirement of the job.

11-19-2011, 05:58 AM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Just what is a hornpipe, anyway? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ask Sheldon. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-19-2011, 02:34 PM	#11
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	A hornpipe is a generally lively folk dance.

11-20-2011, 12:03 PM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	As in Aunt Peg? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Yes. You aunt gonna peg me, thanksjustthesame. (backs away) __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Dirty boy. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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