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Old 04-10-2013, 01:02 PM   #2266
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Old 04-11-2013, 01:29 PM   #2267
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Beaver Bites Man To Death

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Old 04-11-2013, 01:41 PM   #2268
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I guess since he bled out, they don't have to bother testing for rabies.
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Old 04-11-2013, 10:59 PM   #2269
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Damn, I didn't think they were that fast.
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Old 04-12-2013, 04:14 AM   #2270
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Old 04-12-2013, 08:02 AM   #2271
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Old 04-12-2013, 02:21 PM   #2272
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wow ... folks I gots to admire your restraint.

I was expecting at least a half dozen "beaver bites man" jokes, but you've been in exceptionally good taste.

or taste good ... one or the other
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Old 04-12-2013, 02:50 PM   #2273
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wow ... folks I gots to admire your restraint.

I was expecting at least a half dozen "beaver bites man" jokes, but you've been in exceptionally good taste.

or taste good ... one or the other
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Old 04-12-2013, 03:32 PM   #2274
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There was a picture around here somewhere about football teams, a newspaper article that said Beavers Halt Trojans.

And I was thinking. Beavers? How scary are Beavers? What, they gnaw on your face then pat it back into place with their slappy paddle tail?

Then again, my friend the RESERVIST medic saw a groundhog or something coming down her sidewalk and she ran to grab her brother yelling BEAVER....THERE'S A BEAVER and locked them both in her car.

I had no ideas Beavers were deadly. Em, er...well, in some cases...sure.
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Old 04-13-2013, 12:23 PM   #2275
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I wish it had been this elephant and he could've shot 'em back right in the face!
Very dark.

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Old 04-13-2013, 12:25 PM   #2276
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There was a picture around here somewhere about football teams, a newspaper article that said Beavers Halt Trojans.

And I was thinking. Beavers? How scary are Beavers? What, they gnaw on your face then pat it back into place with their slappy paddle tail?

Then again, my friend the RESERVIST medic saw a groundhog or something coming down her sidewalk and she ran to grab her brother yelling BEAVER....THERE'S A BEAVER and locked them both in her car.

I had no ideas Beavers were deadly. Em, er...well, in some cases...sure.
Speaking of beavers...
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Old 04-13-2013, 12:38 PM   #2277
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Speaking of beavers...
Yes, they were.
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Old 04-13-2013, 12:49 PM   #2278
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Old 04-13-2013, 03:43 PM   #2279
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Old 04-14-2013, 01:41 AM   #2280
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...I was expecting at least a half dozen "beaver bites man" jokes...
Well, now, see, he got bit to death, not licked.

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