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Old 06-02-2019, 02:43 PM   #4081
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I remember mentioning that before in this thread with regard to the weird news about a television actor who was fired for kicking a writer. One would have had to follow a link; however, to get to the Wikipedia entry for Shin-kicking.
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Old 06-03-2019, 12:41 AM   #4082
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I couldn't help myself, why the fuck would they do that? What's the point? Then it all came clear when I read the object is to throw the other guy to the ground, shin kicking is just part of the process.


Speaking of strange news...

According to the report, the 35-year-old man had fallen off his moped nine days before his visit to the ER. At first, he only seemed to have bruised his perineum, the area between the genitals and anus that’s commonly known as the “taint.” Before long, though, the man developed an erection that lasted far, far more than four hours. While the erection itself wasn’t painful and there were no other symptoms, he did have to deal with “mild discomfort on walking. ”Once at the ER, he was classified as having a Grade 4 erection,

0 – Penis does not enlarge.
1 – Penis is larger, but not hard.
2 – Penis is hard, but not hard enough for penetration.
3 – Penis is hard enough for penetration, but not completely hard.
4 – Penis is completely hard and fully rigid.

Yeah after 9 days it's wise to ask a pro.
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Old 06-12-2019, 09:46 AM   #4083
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Ok, if this happens...I might have to see it in person.

Justin Bieber Challenges Tom Cruise To A UFC Cage Fight…Conor McGregor Wants To Host It
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Old 06-12-2019, 09:50 AM   #4084
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The perfect example of an adult who is still a child.
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Old 06-12-2019, 12:36 PM   #4085
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Which one? Justin , Tommy, Conor, or me?
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Old 06-12-2019, 02:19 PM   #4086
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If only we could have a meteor impact that octagon while they are all in it.
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Old 06-12-2019, 02:52 PM   #4087
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Well, I guess this is where we’re at in 2019 ‘Merica.
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Old 06-12-2019, 10:39 PM   #4088
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Which one? Justin , Tommy, Conor, or me?
Any adult who is no longer a child knows that child. Even "Leave it to Beaver". is more adult.

One would expect him to pick on someone more like himself - ie henry.
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