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Old 01-04-2013, 06:26 PM   #1
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I don't always smoke....

...but when I do, I blow it out my nostrils.
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Old 01-04-2013, 06:41 PM   #2
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I like the expression "Blow it out your bunghole"
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Old 01-04-2013, 06:51 PM   #3
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I'm the opposite; I adore french inhaling. Probably Warren Zevon's fault. but I almost always exhale orally.
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Old 01-04-2013, 07:04 PM   #4
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My mom used to blow her cigarette smoke out of her nostrils when I was a kid. It freaked me out because I thought she looked like an enraged bull in a cartoon.
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Old 01-04-2013, 07:07 PM   #5
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My mom used to blow her cigarette smoke out of her nostrils when I was a kid. It freaked me out because I thought she looked like an enraged bull in a cartoon.
Ferdinan!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 01-04-2013, 08:26 PM   #6
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I always used to blow my smoke from my mouth and upwards so it didn't make my whole body smell.

It worked somewhat. Didn't help my smokers breath though.

Oh and..

I don't always fart...

...but when I do I blow it out my bum hole.
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Old 01-05-2013, 12:01 AM   #7
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Laf @ Ali..... Women don't fart, silly!

When you exhale nostrily, you absorb more of the nicotine.... But you fuck your sense of smell over. And then you can't tell when you stink.

I am a lefty smoker, but right handed. Why is this, you ask?

Smart phones. Thats why.
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Old 01-05-2013, 12:14 AM   #8
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Day 6 here ... fuck you all and your talk of smoking... I'm literally thinking of twisting a post it note up and smoking that. JONESIN!
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Old 01-05-2013, 12:22 AM   #9
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Just put your fingers up to your lips and inhale deeply through a tiny opening. That should sate the craving. After 6 days, you are no longer addicted to the nicotine. 2 more weeks to finish erasing the habit though. Stay strong!
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Old 01-05-2013, 12:32 AM   #10
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Fuck you!
I've already gained about 10 lbs. I'm eating winter-fucking-green mints. WTF is a wintergreen anyway? I can't sleep... I'm eating everything in sight and I need coffee to remain conscious from 12-8pm.

OMFG ... I can't believe I did this years ago and now I'm doing it again. Fuckitty fuck fuck well this sucks.
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Old 01-05-2013, 01:31 AM   #11
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don't make it harder than it is. if you really want to quit, you will. that's how you'll know if you really wanted to quit. when you DO or DO NOT.

I'm pulling for ya broseph. You can do this .... no sweat.
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Old 01-05-2013, 02:38 AM   #12
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I took up smoking but I hate it so I'm gonna quit.
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Old 01-05-2013, 04:36 AM   #13
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...but when I do I blow it out my bum hole.
C'mon, now...always?
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Old 01-05-2013, 04:38 AM   #14
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Stay strong!
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Fuck you!
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Old 01-05-2013, 12:11 PM   #15
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Classic, chew gum. There's this dented bottle and can store near me that sells outdated food and weird shit from god knows where but they have about ten million friggin packs of gum and mints that are three for a dollar. I'm sure there's a place near you like that. If I didn't suck so much at mailing things to people (you all know who you are) I'd offer to send you a load of crap. Maybe if you sent me a SASE that would be easier. I could just hand it to my mail carrier.
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