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Old 10-18-2006, 12:32 PM   #46
Elspode
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Quote:
Originally Posted by marichiko
It helps when I just don't jump into he middle of the thread without reading the other replies first. I thought everyone was supposed to write their own poem about the spammer. I thought "yours" was quite good, Patrick!
I enjoyed yours as well...I just was pointing out that it was a group "add a line" effort.
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:32 AM   #47
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
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Old 10-20-2006, 09:16 AM   #48
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
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Old 10-20-2006, 09:59 AM   #49
Shawnee123
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
They are the cellar guards and gods
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Old 10-20-2006, 10:02 AM   #50
Flint
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
They are the cellar guards and gods
Love to shake their sexy bods
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:36 AM   #51
barefoot serpent
go ahead, abbrev. it
 
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Location: Lawrence, KS
Posts: 2,623
See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
They are the cellar guards and gods
Love to shake their sexy bods
Whilst firing rounds of spitwads
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:53 AM   #52
Spexxvet
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See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
They are the cellar guards and gods
Love to shake their sexy bods
Whilst firing rounds of spitwads

See the politician
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Old 10-20-2006, 12:33 PM   #53
Shawnee123
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
 
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Posts: 21,206
See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast
Comin' outta holes from coast to coast
Kickin' ass on Crimson Ghost

See rock star
drive a jag-u-ar
Or take my car
won't get far
To do a driveby in th' Cell-ar

See the mods
draw their rods
They are the cellar guards and gods
Love to shake their sexy bods
Whilst firing rounds of spitwads

See the politician
What really is his mission?
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Old 10-20-2006, 12:35 PM   #54
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What really is his mission?

I'm on a mission, and I'm wishin'
someone could cure my lonely condition
lookin' for love in all the wrong places
no fine girls, just ugly faces - Young M.C.
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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