Cellar Brawl - Page 4

deathlysilence · 10-01-2008, 11:49 AM

Then exclaims "I'm sorry, mind if I join you?"

ZenGum · 10-02-2008, 08:29 AM

Zengum slaps Bruce up the back of the head, as promised elsewhere.

And administers a Wet Willie* to Deathlysilence, just to keep things moving.

*Moisten the tip of one finger in liquid, and stick in in the victims ear. Just something we like to do down under, if we want to start some trouble.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-02-2008, 09:37 AM

Don't make me come down there.

Cicero · 10-02-2008, 10:20 AM

*points finger an inch away from bruce's eyeball*

I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! haaa!

lumberjim · 10-02-2008, 02:14 PM

lumberjim sneaks up and gives cicero a melvin.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-02-2008, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

*points finger an inch away from bruce's eyeball*

I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! haaa!

That's happened before. :p

ZenGum · 10-03-2008, 06:37 AM

Gives Lumberjim a wedgie.

deathlysilence · 10-03-2008, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Zengum slaps Bruce up the back of the head, as promised elsewhere.

And administers a Wet Willie* to Deathlysilence, just to keep things moving.

*Moisten the tip of one finger in liquid, and stick in in the victims ear. Just something we like to do down under, if we want to start some trouble.

*shrieks* then scampers off to find a strong stranger with a drink

Sundae · 10-03-2008, 08:34 AM

Sundae Girl stands up and says, "What is this, a fucking kindergarten?!" and starts flinging chairs in true British football hooligan stylee.

ZenGum · 10-03-2008, 08:38 AM

That's more like it, SG!

Here we go, here we go,, here we go,
Here we go, here we GO, here we go-o-o-o-o
Here we go, here we go, here we goooo-oh
Here we go, here we go, here we go!

Zen sets off the fire extinguisher in Cicero's face. (That's for getting so far ahead of me in your post count!)

Sundae · 10-03-2008, 08:53 AM

You're going home in a fucking ambulance!

Trilby · 10-03-2008, 09:08 AM

Brianna comes to and promises anyone who can whip her ass a Hot Karl (but she's not really sure what that is---she only heard it on South Park and assumes it's a dirty, filthy thing to do)

ZenGum · 10-03-2008, 09:14 AM

Zen hurls the empty fire extinguisher through the window, closes his eyes and begins swinging wild, windmill punches, hooks, a few uppercuts. With his eyes closed he hasn't actually hit anything except furniture yet, but it's bound to happen, sooner or later.

Trilby · 10-03-2008, 09:18 AM

Through sheer luck, Zen lands a punch on classicman who only now just wandered in, bucket in hand, looking for some fabled tupperware party.

POW!

classicman goes down hard on sundae's lap. Zen, thrilled with his manly display, takes on a buffalo stance and looks around. "You talkin' to ME?" he growls, shadow boxing. Lj gives Zen a melvin.

Sundae · 10-03-2008, 09:21 AM

Suddenly, Wolf jumps up onto a miraculously unbroken table, brandishing an Uzi, sprays the room with gunfire above the level of everyone's heads and shouts, "Right! Don't any of your mutherfuckers fucking move a muscle!"

10-01-2008, 11:49 AM	#46
deathlysilence mad scientist Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 24	Then exclaims "I'm sorry, mind if I join you?" __________________ Ignorance is bliss,cherish it,pretty neighborhoods you learn too much to believe in luck...and fight the tears with pretty smiles and lies about the time

10-02-2008, 08:29 AM	#47
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Zengum slaps Bruce up the back of the head, as promised elsewhere. And administers a Wet Willie* to Deathlysilence, just to keep things moving. *Moisten the tip of one finger in liquid, and stick in in the victims ear. Just something we like to do down under, if we want to start some trouble. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-02-2008, 09:37 AM	#48
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Don't make me come down there. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-02-2008, 10:20 AM	#49
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	points finger an inch away from bruce's eyeball I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! haaa! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-02-2008, 02:14 PM	#50
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	lumberjim sneaks up and gives cicero a melvin. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-03-2008, 06:37 AM	#52
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Gives Lumberjim a wedgie. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-03-2008, 08:34 AM	#54
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Sundae Girl stands up and says, "What is this, a fucking kindergarten?!" and starts flinging chairs in true British football hooligan stylee. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-03-2008, 08:38 AM	#55
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That's more like it, SG! Here we go, here we go,, here we go, Here we go, here we GO, here we go-o-o-o-o Here we go, here we go, here we goooo-oh Here we go, here we go, here we go! Zen sets off the fire extinguisher in Cicero's face. (That's for getting so far ahead of me in your post count!) __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. Last edited by ZenGum; 10-03-2008 at 09:02 AM.

10-03-2008, 08:53 AM	#56
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You're going home in a fucking ambulance! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-03-2008, 09:08 AM	#57
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Brianna comes to and promises anyone who can whip her ass a Hot Karl (but she's not really sure what that is---she only heard it on South Park and assumes it's a dirty, filthy thing to do) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-03-2008, 09:14 AM	#58
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Zen hurls the empty fire extinguisher through the window, closes his eyes and begins swinging wild, windmill punches, hooks, a few uppercuts. With his eyes closed he hasn't actually hit anything except furniture yet, but it's bound to happen, sooner or later. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-03-2008, 09:18 AM	#59
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Through sheer luck, Zen lands a punch on classicman who only now just wandered in, bucket in hand, looking for some fabled tupperware party. POW! classicman goes down hard on sundae's lap. Zen, thrilled with his manly display, takes on a buffalo stance and looks around. "You talkin' to ME?" he growls, shadow boxing. Lj gives Zen a melvin. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-03-2008, 09:21 AM	#60
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Suddenly, Wolf jumps up onto a miraculously unbroken table, brandishing an Uzi, sprays the room with gunfire above the level of everyone's heads and shouts, "Right! Don't any of your mutherfuckers fucking move a muscle!" __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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