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Old 02-15-2007, 07:24 AM   #61
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Speechless Tonchi. A first!

Ho hum... Baker Street I presume
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Old 02-15-2007, 09:01 AM   #62
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This is all getting way to stressful. I think we need to make the next stop Mudchute for a little R&R and some more brown line jokes.

Mudchute inner city farm
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Old 02-16-2007, 03:00 AM   #63
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I say, mind if I have the rest of your chips? Me moggie's still hungry.
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Old 02-16-2007, 10:29 AM   #64
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I say, mind if I have the rest of your chips? Me moggie's still hungry.
Your pussy is peckish? I suggest the faggots would be more to it's taste.

I think Mudchute has you all in spoon, so I'm invoking the Perthow-Greene ten hour timeknip, after which I think I can legitimately move straight to MC for a decisive victory.
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Old 02-16-2007, 01:23 PM   #65
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Wow, I have no clue what you people are talking about.
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:31 PM   #66
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I am challenging the Perthew-Greene timeknip Monster, 21.25 in Somerset! Phew, unless you have bumped onto MC from the Kings X side...?

I suggest a sojourn at Neasden in the grey light of dawn.
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:48 PM   #67
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Shawnee there are several goodish sites but this one seems as good as any I think. Just whatever you do don't ask the rules, you'll start an incident!
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Old 02-16-2007, 05:13 PM   #68
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He is blocked from making that manoever anyway, because somebody on the 18:00 to Virginia Water trod on J.K. Rowling's toes and she sent the train through a wormhole to East Newark. Can't get them back until next week, you see.
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Old 02-16-2007, 07:51 PM   #69
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I am challenging the Perthew-Greene timeknip Monster, 21.25 in Somerset! Phew, unless you have bumped onto MC from the Kings X side...?

I suggest a sojourn at Neasden in the grey light of dawn.
You got lucky there, I was late back because there was the wrong type of snow on the line.

However, the delay gave me time to reflect at length upon this game and I believe my sacrificial move to Maida Vale will actually make it Mornington Cresent in two.
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Old 02-17-2007, 07:51 AM   #70
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I am invoking the 'Holland Park Fool's Mate' employed by 'The Unknown Anorak' 1996 and I trust you are aware of the dangers inherent in playing Maida Vale after Neasden............?

Fingers in my ears then, Chalk Farm
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Old 02-17-2007, 07:29 PM   #71
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I'm most appreciative that you did that, since I was prepared to resort to Ammendment Nine (Book 9, pub. 1938 in Edinborough), which states that pyrotechnic devices are permitted so long as they can be concealed under your mac.

Shepherd's Bush, then. Dare get into that, would ye?
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Old 02-17-2007, 11:29 PM   #72
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Shepherd's Bush is an illegal move at this point (see Chemeck vs Gany vs Smith 1988), however it doesn't hinder me and in fact prevents CzinZumerzet putting me in huff, so i'm going to let it ride and go for Kentish town.

MC in 1 unless......
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Old 02-18-2007, 12:57 AM   #73
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[applause at Tonchi's Shepherd's Bush]
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Old 02-18-2007, 02:52 AM   #74
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Beg pardon, it is NOT illegal; this case is still in the courts. No doubt players who do not bother to keep up with the dockets believe that just because two players from the Harrods team and a spectator were inadvertently killed when the manoever was last performed by Sherrill Vanderhooven of Johannesburg (Meerkats, est. 1969) it should not be playable but I assure you that is not the case. Cit: The Sun, Thursday August 22, 2002, back page; and The Underground Holocaust by Ardsley Wilson Snipe, ed. 2003.

Now that you are straight on that play, I will have to inform you that the Kentish Town terminal is closed for the filming of Trainspotting IX and you will be rerouted to Wapping on the East London until the sanitation crew is finished inspecting. Meanwhile, I shall double you by way of Arsenal.
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Old 02-18-2007, 03:09 AM   #75
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