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Old 04-29-2019, 02:05 PM   #1
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Doughnuts or Donuts

Whatever spelling, thank Adolph Levitt. In 1920 he invented the first automatic Doughnut machine.
Bigger asses to the masses.
He also founded the Doughnut Corporation of America who blessed us with a "cookbook" in 1947.

Get your day off to a well fueled start...

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Everyone knows salads are healthy and tasty too...

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Holidays, neighbors coming over for an orgy, or just Netflixing in your underwear, treats are a treat...

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May your days be donutty.
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Old 04-29-2019, 05:07 PM   #2
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I don't care how you spell it just give me some please.
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Old 04-29-2019, 05:20 PM   #3
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Cold Cokes and jelly donuts, the breakfast of champions.
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Old 04-29-2019, 05:23 PM   #4
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Pepsi.
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Old 04-29-2019, 05:44 PM   #5
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Dunnots?
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Old 04-29-2019, 05:52 PM   #6
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I dunnonuts.
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Old 04-29-2019, 06:14 PM   #7
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d o n u t

Way back in the post-Napster days, I was posting on AudioGalaxy-- an p2p file-sharing site that had message boards for artists, songs, and albums. Also, a "General Discussion" board where the general ƒuckery took place.

The site had been swamped by threads regarding "how many donuts can you fit on your cock?" and the owner, Michael had called for a stop to it. A bunch of people, including Michael, were in a private chat, when a user unwittingly logged in and posted a single word-- "donut" and was summarily banned from the site.
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Old 04-29-2019, 06:44 PM   #8
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Would it be allowed to smoosh the donuts down, or do you have to lightly place them so that they retain their original shape?
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Old 04-29-2019, 06:48 PM   #9
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See-- it really calls for a discussion to hash out the particulars!
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Old 04-29-2019, 07:47 PM   #10
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I like the part where the reader is forced to imagine pastries on our genitals.
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Old 04-29-2019, 11:34 PM   #11
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No smooshing down, must be loaded on a horizontal member so the weight of the donuts and the angle of the dangle come into play.
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Old 04-30-2019, 09:26 AM   #12
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Never met a donut I might could get my dick in.

FF is telling me I spelled donuts wrong, so, doughnuts, I suppose...
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Old 04-30-2019, 09:27 AM   #13
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Guess I should stop eating minis?

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Old 04-30-2019, 09:27 AM   #14
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Old 04-30-2019, 12:03 PM   #15
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No smooshing down, must be loaded on a horizontal member so the weight of the donuts and the angle of the dangle come into play.
you're a dirty dog, Bruce. So now the donuts have to be 'regulation weight'
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