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Old 08-03-2010, 10:58 PM   #1
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August 4, 2010: Two-legged lamb



Not really Friday material, and not really grisly either, this item from the UK Metro:

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Tender-hearted sheep farmer Cui Jinxiu has saved this extraordinary lamb from the chop after he was born with just two legs.

'He may only have two legs but he gets around very quickly and is pretty steady on his feet. He follows me everywhere and I haven't got the heart to slaughter him.

'After all, half my profit is missing anyway,' she laughed.
OK, so the obvious joke is out of the way already.

Oh, and, obviously this item is from Eastern China?

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Old 08-03-2010, 11:04 PM   #2
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He's my pet and I shall call him Skippy.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:06 PM   #3
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Actually the farmer should build/create something to help him balance, he'd get very exhausted skipping around on his front legs all day.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:55 PM   #4
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Hmmm...looks like an emu in sheep's clothing to me.
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:57 PM   #5
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Sheep in drag maybe
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:58 PM   #6
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Wouldn't need the Wellies.
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Old 08-04-2010, 03:04 AM   #7
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Yeah, but, ya got nothing to hold onto.
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Old 08-04-2010, 03:33 AM   #8
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Actually, he was born without front legs, and his head grew out of his ass.
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Old 08-04-2010, 05:06 AM   #9
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Oh, and, obviously this item is from Eastern China?
And, next door to a toy factory.
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Old 08-04-2010, 05:45 AM   #10
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Sized right for your Party approved family! *











*The makers of these comments recognize the seriousness of overpopulation and believe a two legged sheep would be an awesome house pet replacing an unapproved human quite nicely.
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Old 08-04-2010, 07:54 AM   #11
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Ok, this is one IOTD that ewe need video of.
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Old 08-04-2010, 07:56 AM   #12
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Hey! You filtered my post to change you to ewe! Oh, you so funny guys....
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:02 AM   #13
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Much like our own lives, if you are healthy and strong, you get enslaved to your job. If you are deformed, you get to hop along like Quasimodo, only in this case Esmeralda is a Chinese sheep farmer.
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:11 AM   #14
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Mary had a little lamb
it's fleece as white as dioxin
and every where that Mary went
she rued that nasty toxin.
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:34 AM   #15
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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper!
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