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Old 01-08-2012, 11:37 PM   #166
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It's not a bruise, but it's close enough.

As explained in 'mildly irritating' I tried to scratch my arm off in my sleep. I should be a professional sleeper. The swelling is almost gone but I still think I arm wrestled a grizzly.

Not a good picture, but you get the gist.
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You know, that sort of thing happened to this girl named Rosemary... and then it turned out Satan had impregnated her while she slept.
Hmmmm Interesting angle




BAN THE BITCH!

Throw some raw liver on her arm and bolt the cellar door! Raw lover will be an acceptable substitute, but be sure to run like hell.....
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Old 01-09-2012, 01:56 AM   #167
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Raw liverzzzzzzzzz...
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Old 01-09-2012, 03:09 AM   #168
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holy jesus fuck!!! think i'd rather pop a boner and slam it again and again with a cinder block than have that happen to my ankle!
JFC philthy, how the fuck does such a thought even occur in the mind?!



Personally, I'd rather cut my foot off at the knee with a rusty badger than slam my little buddy with a, well w/anything except a vagina.
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:29 AM   #169
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He was mauled by a rare Ohio coyote.
Everyone knows coyotes need to be well done.

TF,IBHAW, Try the rusty badger.
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Old 01-09-2012, 01:04 PM   #170
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Sorry, missed you post in the distugtingness that was maine's open wound[s].
Blimey Infi - I hope you don't have a "little surprise" come next full moon. And by "little surprise" I mean a litter of puppies.

Cute and all, but I bet they play hell on the nipples.
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Old 01-11-2012, 10:45 AM   #171
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Technically not a bruise

This is what Lyme disease looks like!
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Old 01-11-2012, 10:46 AM   #172
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Ouch!
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Old 01-11-2012, 07:46 PM   #173
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DOXYCYCLINE, STAT!!!

Man, I got bitten on the nutsack by a tick when I was hiking in Japan, I made damn sure I got onto antibiotics straight away just in case. I'm not having a big red rash like that on my plums, no thank you.
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Old 05-05-2013, 10:27 AM   #174
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Slipped on stairs.
Sober.

Had my arms out to grab Diz because he was trying to chase Mia up the stairs.
They're not supposed to be out at the same time, but Dad opened both the doors, and after all you can't really blame someone with dementia for not remembering a cat timetable.

Have similar bruises on thigh and shoulder, - I fell on my right side - but more difficult to photograph.
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Old 05-05-2013, 11:01 AM   #175
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Wow that makes my forearm bruise that I acquired yesterday helping rope a cow look like a baby bruise!
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Old 05-05-2013, 11:11 AM   #176
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I see a screaming face.
I don't know if that makes it better or worse.

Your story is far cooller though.
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Old 05-05-2013, 11:28 AM   #177
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I always pride myself on being the best cow turner. They have to turn their head in the direction of the roper unfortunately running thru the woods makes for tree root tripping. I caught myself with my forearms and boobs. Only the former bruised along with my ego. Hard to take a picture of one's forearm... who knew?
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Old 05-05-2013, 04:56 PM   #178
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I always pride myself on being the best cow turner. They have to turn their head in the direction of the roper unfortunately running thru the woods makes for tree root tripping. I caught myself with my forearms and boobs. Only the former bruised along with my ego. Hard to take a picture of one's forearm... who knew?
We'll settle for a picture of your boobs. You know, just to be sure they weren't bruised.
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Old 05-05-2013, 05:30 PM   #179
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... unfortunately running thru the woods makes for tree root tripping.
First my Mum going out at night in her nightie, knowing there might be an escaped prisoner. Now you talking bout running and tripping because there's a pyshco behind you with a rope...

I seem to be living in a horror story.
Even though I made some of that up.
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Old 05-14-2013, 12:24 AM   #180
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We'll settle for a picture of your boobs. You know, just to be sure they weren't bruised.
QFT.
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