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Old 12-04-2007, 01:38 AM   #31
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If you keep trying to prove Murphy's law, will something go wrong?
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Old 12-04-2007, 07:32 AM   #32
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Where do the letters go when you hit the backspace or delete key?
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Old 12-04-2007, 07:41 AM   #33
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If a man says something in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him say it....is he still wrong?
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Old 12-04-2007, 08:03 AM   #34
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Let me ask the wife.
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Old 12-04-2007, 09:21 AM   #35
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Where do the letters go when you hit the backspace or delete key?
The Dead Letter Office.
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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Old 12-04-2007, 12:21 PM   #36
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No no no, I mena you are typing a paper or writing an email and you misspell a word or change your writing. You delete and retype it - where do those letters deleted go???
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Old 12-04-2007, 12:37 PM   #37
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Most of these abandoned shoes are juvenile trainers/sneakers. It's kids alright the little shods.
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Old 12-04-2007, 01:04 PM   #38
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My brothers used to hide and get rid of their shoes in a poorly thought out attempt to evade school..........

My husband tells me a different story of why the shoes are there sometimes (in urban communities).......And I couldn't believe it! And had never thought of it!!
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Old 12-04-2007, 01:17 PM   #39
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My husband tells me a different story of why the shoes are there sometimes (in urban communities).......And I couldn't believe it! And had never thought of it!!
well??? are you gonna share?
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Old 12-04-2007, 01:23 PM   #40
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I took this picture last week in Puerto Vallarta, MX.
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Old 12-07-2007, 09:57 AM   #41
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why isn't there a bunch of spam offering creams to shrink one's vagina?
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Old 12-07-2007, 10:16 AM   #42
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Why do some clothes say "One Size Fits All", when clearly that's not true?
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Old 12-07-2007, 05:17 PM   #43
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why isn't there a bunch of spam offering creams to shrink one's vagina?
Because men don't have vaginas.

Because spammers think outside the box.

Because it's on the inside, out of sight.
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Old 12-07-2007, 05:42 PM   #44
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do drugs f*ck every one up,
or is it just that f*cked up people take too many drugs?
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Old 12-07-2007, 05:42 PM   #45
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Do gay men go for anal bleaching?
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