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Old 06-02-2015, 04:12 PM   #1
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Chewbacca, Trifecta, Chipotle, Chernobyl

are all already done. Chia Pet is all played out too, obviously.

I have a salesman whose last name is Chiaffetta. pronounced Cha-fettah.

When I have a deal to do for a salesman, I page them when it's time to bring their customer into my office. The code is 'come on down' We say, "Mitch Chiaffetta, Come on down..... Mitch, Come on down" That's how they know it's OK to bring the customer. It's been that way since I got here. (almost 11 years now!~)

For years now, I've been paging Mitch (not his real name, lol) with various names that sound like his, but are not his name. He gets a kick out of it. The replacement last name has to have the right amount of syllables or key sounds in the right places, so that it's close enough that you could have misheard it..... Like Trifecta has the 3 syllables, the Tr is close to Ch , and it ends with ah.

I could use some new material.
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Old 06-02-2015, 04:48 PM   #2
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Old 06-02-2015, 04:51 PM   #3
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Old 06-02-2015, 06:34 PM   #4
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Old 06-02-2015, 08:38 PM   #5
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Old 06-02-2015, 08:44 PM   #6
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Old 06-02-2015, 09:17 PM   #7
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Old 06-02-2015, 09:18 PM   #8
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Old 06-03-2015, 01:37 AM   #9
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Old 06-03-2015, 07:46 AM   #10
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Old 06-03-2015, 08:14 AM   #11
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Jamaica
Ciabatta (a bread)
Giamatta (that actor)
Checota (some other last name)
Chattanooga

I came up with a few of these by just mumbling the real name into my phone and seeing what Google thought I was saying.
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Old 06-03-2015, 01:34 PM   #12
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Old 06-03-2015, 04:21 PM   #13
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Nice . I knew I could count on you lot.

I've done Chitty Chitty bang bang, ciabata , chalupa , and gepetto.... I like Jamaica, Velveeta and Chattanooga.... Also spell check suggested Cabana as I was typing this reply.
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Old 06-03-2015, 04:24 PM   #14
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Oh, and I thought of Chimpanzee and..... Um.... Damn. I wrote it down at work. .... Sigh
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Old 06-03-2015, 04:36 PM   #15
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