Cellar Fantasy Football 2014 - Page 14

lumberjim · 12-07-2014, 10:30 PM

It is fun. I don't care what that fag flint says

glatt · 12-09-2014, 10:29 AM

Congrats to The Forktards. Ryan's good performance wasn't enough to make up for my shitty RBs.

It was a fun season. Thanks all!

lumberjim · 12-09-2014, 12:51 PM

It's time to stick a Fork in the forktards. The projection currently has us nearly tied. The matchup article says I will win by 11, but currently, they project a loss by 0.40 points.

good guys 237.1 to 237.5 bad guys.

The Shitmen Faces Off With Philly Forktards in Postseason Play

Updated: Tuesday December 09, 2014 7:41:20 AM EST

Riding a five-game winning streak, No. 2-seed The Shitmen meets No. 6-seed Philly Forktards in a playoff-bracket matchup this week. It's their second meeting of the season, after The Shitmen beat Philly Forktards, 200.70 to 186.30, in Week 9. Initial projections have this one as somewhat close, with The Shitmen favored to win by 11.20 points.
The Shitmen has the St. Louis Rams DEF (21.50 projected points) and Patrick Peterson (10.30 projected points) playing in the game Thursday night, while all of the starters for Philly Forktards will play later this week. Only one other matchup gets going on Thursday, The Grossly Incandescent vs. Carmen's Hot Wife - Redux.
Philly Forktards has a pronounced advantage at two positions: WR and K. Their biggest margin is at WR, where they're projected to beat The Shitmen 69.80 - 48.10.
CHECK BACK ON THURSDAY FOR A MATCHUP UPDATE

classicman · 12-12-2014, 09:51 PM

Imma kick your Dallas loving ass. I has secret weapons!

classicman · 12-14-2014, 03:13 PM

...and my secret weapons fizzled. My goose, it is cooked.
Congrats Jim.

lumberjim · 12-15-2014, 08:15 AM

wow. by 2.5 points.

nice game. I was watching A Rodgers stink it up...figured I'd lose.... and then Fitzpatrick broke his leg. And then the Cowboys won too!

niiiiice

lumberjim · 12-15-2014, 09:03 AM

I started to say that I finally made the finals... but when I checked... this is a rematch of our first season. Spencer's Flying Spaghetti Monsters beat me that year. That was before we switched to the 2 game final round format, so this year, I'll get to savor my loss a little longer.

Undertoad · 12-15-2014, 09:18 AM

Spencer may have more players that are taking it easy at the end of the season. QBs taking a week off and such. Dallas has a reason to play on.

That happened to me last year, or at least, that's my story.

classicman · 12-18-2014, 06:58 AM

LJ and I were both at the Eagles/Cowboys game - (separately) It was one of the most exciting games I've attended in a long time. Good game. I thought you totally had it won, then I realized it was the last TD to Dez (same exact play as the first... that clinched the win for you. If on the fucking Eagles had maybe covered him ... spilled milk and all that.

OK, I lost and I'm out, right? Why does it appear I have another game to play?

lumberjim · 12-18-2014, 08:55 AM

I think you play for 3rd place or 4th.

Ute and Glatt play for 5th/6th

remember: this next game takes 2 weeks to play in the meat space season

glatt · 12-18-2014, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

Ute and Glatt play for 5th/6th

Oh, it's ON. Imma fight tooth and nail for that number 5 slot. Ute and his lame old quarterback are going DOWN.

Undertoad · 12-18-2014, 09:22 AM

Hey it's STILL ON. The TE I have drafted, dropped, added, dropped, added, and dropped again? Well he's ADDED.

classicman · 12-18-2014, 09:06 PM

So you mean I have to pay attention? Al my good players sucked or got hurt.
I got a bunch of shitbags now. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!

Undertoad · 12-19-2014, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Ute and his lame old quarterback

The player report on P Manning actually says that Manning "was spotted walking without a limp Thursday."

glatt · 12-19-2014, 09:29 AM

Think he'll need an IV during the game this week?

I kid because I have him in another league and feel your pain.

12-07-2014, 10:30 PM	#196
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	It is fun. I don't care what that fag flint says __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-09-2014, 12:51 PM	#198
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	It's time to stick a Fork in the forktards. The projection currently has us nearly tied. The matchup article says I will win by 11, but currently, they project a loss by 0.40 points. good guys 237.1 to 237.5 bad guys. The Shitmen Faces Off With Philly Forktards in Postseason Play Updated: Tuesday December 09, 2014 7:41:20 AM EST Riding a five-game winning streak, No. 2-seed The Shitmen meets No. 6-seed Philly Forktards in a playoff-bracket matchup this week. It's their second meeting of the season, after The Shitmen beat Philly Forktards, 200.70 to 186.30, in Week 9. Initial projections have this one as somewhat close, with The Shitmen favored to win by 11.20 points. The Shitmen has the St. Louis Rams DEF (21.50 projected points) and Patrick Peterson (10.30 projected points) playing in the game Thursday night, while all of the starters for Philly Forktards will play later this week. Only one other matchup gets going on Thursday, The Grossly Incandescent vs. Carmen's Hot Wife - Redux. Philly Forktards has a pronounced advantage at two positions: WR and K. Their biggest margin is at WR, where they're projected to beat The Shitmen 69.80 - 48.10. CHECK BACK ON THURSDAY FOR A MATCHUP UPDATE __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-12-2014, 09:51 PM	#199
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Imma kick your Dallas loving ass. I has secret weapons! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-14-2014, 03:13 PM	#200
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	...and my secret weapons fizzled. My goose, it is cooked. Congrats Jim. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-15-2014, 08:15 AM	#201
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	wow. by 2.5 points. nice game. I was watching A Rodgers stink it up...figured I'd lose.... and then Fitzpatrick broke his leg. And then the Cowboys won too! niiiiice __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-09-2014, 10:29 AM	#197
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Congrats to The Forktards. Ryan's good performance wasn't enough to make up for my shitty RBs. It was a fun season. Thanks all!

12-15-2014, 09:03 AM	#202
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I started to say that I finally made the finals... but when I checked... this is a rematch of our first season. Spencer's Flying Spaghetti Monsters beat me that year. That was before we switched to the 2 game final round format, so this year, I'll get to savor my loss a little longer. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-15-2014, 09:18 AM	#203
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Spencer may have more players that are taking it easy at the end of the season. QBs taking a week off and such. Dallas has a reason to play on. That happened to me last year, or at least, that's my story.

12-18-2014, 06:58 AM	#204
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	LJ and I were both at the Eagles/Cowboys game - (separately) It was one of the most exciting games I've attended in a long time. Good game. I thought you totally had it won, then I realized it was the last TD to Dez (same exact play as the first... that clinched the win for you. If on the fucking Eagles had maybe covered him ... spilled milk and all that. OK, I lost and I'm out, right? Why does it appear I have another game to play? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-18-2014, 08:55 AM	#205
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I think you play for 3rd place or 4th. Ute and Glatt play for 5th/6th remember: this next game takes 2 weeks to play in the meat space season __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-18-2014, 09:22 AM	#207
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Hey it's STILL ON. The TE I have drafted, dropped, added, dropped, added, and dropped again? Well he's ADDED.

12-18-2014, 09:06 PM	#208
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	So you mean I have to pay attention? Al my good players sucked or got hurt. I got a bunch of shitbags now. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-19-2014, 09:29 AM	#210
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Think he'll need an IV during the game this week? I kid because I have him in another league and feel your pain.

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