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Old 04-29-2012, 05:16 PM   #631
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Heh...take that!
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:53 PM   #632
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It makes sense when you have compulsory voting.
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Old 05-06-2012, 10:49 PM   #633
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Old 05-10-2012, 12:25 PM   #634
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... he he he ...
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Old 05-11-2012, 09:05 AM   #635
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Oh, LOVE IT!
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Old 05-11-2012, 09:48 AM   #636
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Imma steal it for my sig. It's just too good to let die.
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Old 05-11-2012, 11:11 AM   #637
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Someone else speaking out about what marriage should be: Bristol Palin. Bwaahahaaaaaaaaaahahhahaaa. omg omg omg omg.

Bristol, PLEASE don't grow up to be just like your attention ho flea tea bag mom.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com...bama-decision/

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She continued, "In this case, it would've been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that's not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.
It's not? I suppose when people realized we were wrong about slavery we shouldn't have abolished it since it has a long and fine tradition.

Jebus GOB get me off this planet. Seriously. Shoot me. Please.

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"In this case, it would've been nice if the President would've been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee," Palin wrote, referencing the popular television show about high schoolers.
What a stupid girl. Really really dumb.
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Old 05-11-2012, 11:19 AM   #638
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Remember when Dan Quayle referred to Murphy Brown as an example of the undesirable single mom situation, and then for years to come, the writers included anti Quayle jokes on that show?


I'm looking forward to the anti-Palin jabs on Glee. Although to see them, I guess I'd need to watch the show, which isn't going to happen.
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Old 05-11-2012, 12:19 PM   #639
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What is with this thousands of years bollocks?

The standardised Christian understanding of marriage took a fuck of a long time to settle down.

Now....granted it was always a man and a woman, but there's lots about it that changed completely at various times. So why not this?
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Old 05-11-2012, 12:25 PM   #640
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And by 'helped shape their thoughts' she's saying the Pres should tell his children what to think. Like Sarah taught Bristol. Basically, she's saying he should say to his children "be polite but know that even though they may be wonderful people and do wonderful things they are wrong wrong wrong and you must view them in that light always." Parents should always be more like Bristol and Levi. How's that fucky-baby thing working out for ya? (for those who don't know and before you yell at me I'm parodying Sarah's 'how's that hopey changey thing working out for you', you know, one of Merc's favorites.)
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Old 05-11-2012, 08:28 PM   #641
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Old 05-11-2012, 09:05 PM   #642
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good one!
This isn't really humorous, but I liked it just the same.
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Old 05-11-2012, 09:12 PM   #643
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These have been great lately, imo. Probably because I agree with them.

Classic I sent the rush one to my mom and she responded "what an A." Hahhaha!
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Old 05-13-2012, 03:54 AM   #644
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The Limbaugh one is an absolute gem. Damn hypocrite.
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Old 05-13-2012, 05:01 AM   #645
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Love that Obama one!
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