April 5, 2008: Bad Day

xoxoxoBruce · 04-05-2008, 01:06 AM

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

The fence is too tall to reach over.

If you scrunch down and slip your head under the bottom rail....

Almost, but no cigar, uh grass... rats.

Oh no, you not only can't reach the grass, now you've got your head stuck under the fence.

Damn, things couldn't be any worse...

or could they?

Eclipse · 04-05-2008, 01:25 AM

lol, definitely a bad day!

xoxoxoBruce · 04-05-2008, 01:37 AM

Welcome to the Cellar, Eclipse.

zippyt · 04-05-2008, 01:50 AM

Why that looks like my Typical day !!!

sweetwater · 04-05-2008, 06:30 AM

Got milk?

classicman · 04-05-2008, 09:13 AM

"Bondage in the animal world"

Think of the dirty things he is Moo-ing to her.

Sheldonrs · 04-05-2008, 10:01 AM

I hear she gives great herd.

spudcon · 04-05-2008, 11:26 AM

BULL! She was asking for it.

monster · 04-05-2008, 01:00 PM

If it's not a she or a sheldon, then that's definitely a bad day.

lumberjim · 04-05-2008, 02:27 PM

they are both young bulls. i see an utter lack of udders in both pictures.

opportunistic homooosexuality.

The 42 · 04-05-2008, 02:39 PM

Gotta wonder if maybe he's got mad cow disease, sticking his head under the fence like that. And if it's an STD for cows, then we'll soon have TWO cows with their heads under the fence.

Gravdigr · 04-05-2008, 03:59 PM

Nothing like a captive audience...

Sheldonrs · 04-05-2008, 05:50 PM

No sense selling the cow when you can GIVE the milk for free.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-05-2008, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The 42

Gotta wonder if maybe he's got mad cow disease, sticking his head under the fence like that.

I've seen cattle stick their head through a barbed wire fence to grab some grass, and have their friends/herdmates/peers, shove them right through the damn fence. Ouch.

SPUCK · 04-07-2008, 04:14 AM

I've seen one run full tilt into a barbed wire fence. At the last instant it tucked and dove between a set of wires. Didn't even slow him down.

04-05-2008, 01:06 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	April 5, 2008: Bad Day The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. The fence is too tall to reach over. If you scrunch down and slip your head under the bottom rail.... Almost, but no cigar, uh grass... rats. Oh no, you not only can't reach the grass, now you've got your head stuck under the fence. Damn, things couldn't be any worse... or could they? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-05-2008, 01:37 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Welcome to the Cellar, Eclipse. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-05-2008, 01:50 AM	#4
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Why that looks like my Typical day !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-05-2008, 06:30 AM	#5
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Got milk? __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

04-05-2008, 09:13 AM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	"Bondage in the animal world" Think of the dirty things he is Moo-ing to her. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-05-2008, 01:25 AM	#2
Eclipse Sibling of the Commonweal Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 16	lol, definitely a bad day!

04-05-2008, 10:01 AM	#7
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I hear she gives great herd. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-05-2008, 11:26 AM	#8
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	BULL! She was asking for it.

04-05-2008, 01:00 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	If it's not a she or a sheldon, then that's definitely a bad day. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-05-2008, 02:27 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	they are both young bulls. i see an utter lack of udders in both pictures. opportunistic homooosexuality. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-05-2008, 02:39 PM	#11
The 42 I'm not lurking, I'm stalking YOU! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Somwhere over the rainbow Posts: 70	Gotta wonder if maybe he's got mad cow disease, sticking his head under the fence like that. And if it's an STD for cows, then we'll soon have TWO cows with their heads under the fence. __________________ I'd rather stick my foot in my mouth than have it dry out from unuse...

04-05-2008, 03:59 PM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Nothing like a captive audience...

04-05-2008, 05:50 PM	#13
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	No sense selling the cow when you can GIVE the milk for free. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-07-2008, 04:14 AM	#15
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	I've seen one run full tilt into a barbed wire fence. At the last instant it tucked and dove between a set of wires. Didn't even slow him down.

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