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Old 04-23-2013, 11:38 AM   #736
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same video, posted nonWIDE for infinite monkey's phone's benefit.



jus' sayin'.
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Old 04-23-2013, 12:14 PM   #737
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Love. That. Guy.
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Old 04-23-2013, 04:50 PM   #738
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Old 04-23-2013, 09:00 PM   #739
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I bet she shags like a minx...
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Old 04-23-2013, 11:17 PM   #740
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Haven't you heard, don't stick your dick in crazy?
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Old 04-23-2013, 11:25 PM   #741
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Patton doesn't get enough credit. He's funny. Yes, it's long, but it's a filibuster, so what're you gonna do?




ETA: I think this was basically improv, which is why it's funny to me. A filibuster is improv.
Patton Oswalt is one of the funniest guys around. And everybody who is into cool, nerdy stuff should watch this entire video.

Yes, it's long, but it's pure gold. And as she said, it's a filibuster, so what are you gonna do?



This is maybe one of the top ten internet things ever. Yeah, I said it. Watch the video.
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Old 04-24-2013, 01:39 AM   #742
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Haven't you heard, don't stick your dick in crazy?
The problem is my dick is crazy and I never find out the chix are until after the fact.
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Old 04-24-2013, 10:21 AM   #743
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maybe you're a giver and not a taker...?
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Old 04-24-2013, 12:46 PM   #744
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Like an asymptomatic carrier? Very possible.
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Old 04-25-2013, 12:18 AM   #745
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Let me get this straight. Are you saying your dick drives the girls crazy?
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Old 04-25-2013, 09:46 AM   #746
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Yeah, I think foot is straight. Why do you ask?
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Old 04-25-2013, 09:49 AM   #747
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I'm not sure if the girls were saying "Your dick is driving me crazy." Or "You're a dick, and it's driving me crazy."

I suspect it is the latter as no girl has ever gasped at the sight of my dick.
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Old 04-25-2013, 10:00 AM   #748
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Not that you know of.

Weren't you Marky Mark's stunt weiner in Boogie Nights?

*snickers*
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Old 04-25-2013, 10:06 AM   #749
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That was mentioned in confidence.
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Old 04-26-2013, 11:48 AM   #750
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"They call me Needle-Dick Happy Butt-Fucker. Cause I make it much sweeter, with less peter."
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