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Old 11-04-2014, 10:59 AM   #1
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May your escaped fart be silent and odor-free.

May you have just the right change in your pocket for the vending machine.

May your bread land butter-side up

May a new register open just as you reach the checkout

May that ominous-looking envelope contain an unexpected check

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Old 11-05-2014, 12:13 PM   #2
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Old 11-05-2014, 12:19 PM   #3
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Old 11-24-2014, 02:07 PM   #4
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Old 11-24-2014, 04:56 PM   #5
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May that ominous-looking envelope contain an unexpected check


OMG this totally happened to a friend of mine today!!! They received a huge anonymous money order. Thought probably fake but took it to the bank and asked and it wasn't but the donor was 'anonymous. It's been a bit rough for them recently. This is so awesome. A few churches round here are having the congregations pick up checks and pay bills for strangers to celebrate thanksgiving, I wonder if this is part of it
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Old 11-24-2014, 04:57 PM   #6
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Old 11-24-2014, 07:16 PM   #7
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May you never be lied to by someone you love.

May that ominous meeting with the CEO turn out to be a decision to forward your work.
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Old 11-25-2014, 12:50 AM   #8
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Old 11-25-2014, 07:24 AM   #9
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Old 11-25-2014, 03:46 PM   #10
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Old 12-03-2014, 11:27 PM   #11
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With no dodgy consequences.
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Old 12-04-2014, 06:09 AM   #12
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Old 12-04-2014, 02:02 PM   #13
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