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Old 11-21-2008, 02:23 PM   #241
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Eurgh. The very fact it's in The Soaraway Sun makes me disbelieve the whole phenomenon! Also they said that one swing moved while the other two stayed still - completely disproved by other video evidence. Lazy, lazy journalists.

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Teacher Maria de Silva Agustina said yesterday: “One child called it the Blair Witch Playground. We believe it is haunted.”
Well if you let children watch films rated 18 (R to you) of course they are going to come up with ridiculous suggestions. As a responsible adult you should be discouraging this.

Idiots.
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Old 11-21-2008, 07:25 PM   #242
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Well, why do they swing? Who has the answer for 50 American Dollars?
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Old 11-21-2008, 09:46 PM   #243
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Why don't they ride the swings, and get a free push?

Better yet, can't they generate electricity from it?
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Old 11-21-2008, 10:16 PM   #244
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"But so far the boffins have failed to find a logical explanation."

What is a boffin?
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Old 11-22-2008, 04:10 AM   #245
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Technical/scientist type. Like Q in James Bond.
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Old 11-22-2008, 10:25 AM   #246
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Well, why do they swing? Who has the answer for 50 American Dollars?
Wind.
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Old 11-22-2008, 11:02 PM   #247
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"But so far the boffins have failed to find a logical explanation."

What is a boffin?
A small, flightless aquatic bird, smaller than a penguin, but larger than a puffin.
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 11-22-2008, 11:20 PM   #248
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Boffin - Colloquial term for sexual intercourse.
Yeah, I was boffin her, when her old man pulled in the driveway.
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Old 11-22-2008, 11:49 PM   #249
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A boffin is a big box to put cead people in.
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Old 11-23-2008, 08:45 PM   #250
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Boffin - Colloquial term for sexual intercourse.
Yeah, I was boffin her, when her old man pulled in the driveway.
What, was he watching?


I'm putting this in weird news, but it could also go as a WTF?

Jail terms for Israeli neo-Nazis

If you don't like Jewish people, why the hell did you move to Israel???
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Old 11-23-2008, 09:30 PM   #251
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I'm not sure yet Zen, but someone, some how will make this Bush's fault too.
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Old 11-23-2008, 10:29 PM   #252
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Yeah, link it to Russia and oil prices. Done.
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Old 11-23-2008, 10:30 PM   #253
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Meanwhile, this Japanese freak has decided to spend his entire Mexican vacation in the airport, for no apparent reason.
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Old 11-24-2008, 10:19 AM   #254
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Meanwhile, this Japanese freak has decided to spend his entire Mexican vacation in the airport, for no apparent reason.
Totally bizzare.
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Old 11-24-2008, 11:37 PM   #255
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http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/992343.html

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