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Old 02-23-2012, 04:50 PM   #7591
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I cut the ever-loving shit out of my middle finger today with a vegetable peeler--just a little ol' vegetable peeler!--and now half the fingernail is gone. And with the large hunk of gauze wrapped around it, it's now significantly taller and puts me in a perpetual state of flipping everyone off.

Plz be sorry about my finger.
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Old 02-23-2012, 04:52 PM   #7592
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finger, I can't be mad at you.
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Old 02-23-2012, 04:52 PM   #7593
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lol...I am sorry for you Clod. Those peelers are nasty pieces of kitchen equipment! I've done it before although not as well as you appear to have done.

Hope it gets better soon. xx
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Old 02-23-2012, 05:23 PM   #7594
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Sending finger love now.
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Old 02-23-2012, 08:16 PM   #7595
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Sorry about your finger I am.
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Old 02-23-2012, 08:45 PM   #7596
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Ha...I sliced the tip of my idex finger while peeling potatoes tonight. My finger is sorry for your finger.
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Old 02-24-2012, 07:43 AM   #7597
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I'm not sorry about your finger. You know why? Because now you can tell Mr. Fob that you can't wash any dishes because you have a cut on your finger. You can pawn that chore off onto him for at least three days.

(If you have any rubber gloves in the house, hide them.)
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Old 02-24-2012, 08:07 AM   #7598
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Ha! Mr. Clod actually does the dishes already, because it's his fault we don't finish eating dinner until 9:00 and by 9:30 I need to be getting ready for bed. He usually gets around to doing them about midnight, and says he really doesn't mind it because it's "contemplative."
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Old 02-24-2012, 08:07 AM   #7599
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Does he have a much older brother?
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Old 02-24-2012, 08:18 AM   #7600
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Yes, but he's gay.
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Old 02-24-2012, 08:19 AM   #7601
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Story of my life, girlfriend, story of my life.
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Old 02-24-2012, 08:23 AM   #7602
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Yes, but he's gay.
If all you want him for is to wash dishes then there's no problem.
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Old 02-24-2012, 09:43 AM   #7603
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Infi does not want to be a beard, thank you very much.
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Old 02-24-2012, 09:57 AM   #7604
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I'd be a moustache for the right guy, though.

omg was that ME?
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Old 02-24-2012, 11:38 AM   #7605
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I'd ride a moustache for the right guy, though.

omg was that ME?
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