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Old 05-02-2011, 10:06 AM   #16
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Can you not be a petty asshole for one day?
Sorry silly question.
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Old 05-02-2011, 10:18 AM   #17
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Can you not have a pretty asshole for one day?
Sorry silly question.
I think this was meant for you Sheldon, I fixed it for Dave
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Old 05-02-2011, 10:25 AM   #18
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To whom was it directed?
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Old 05-02-2011, 10:33 AM   #19
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Can you not be a petty asshole for one day?
Sorry silly question.
Have we lost our sense of humor?
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Old 05-02-2011, 10:35 AM   #20
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Perhaps he has, I know I haven't.
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Old 05-02-2011, 10:45 AM   #21
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You insensitive bastards, my osama bin laden was killed on 9/11.......


....what?
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Old 05-02-2011, 10:48 AM   #22
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Clodfobble, I agree -I too had assumed he must already be dead.
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Old 05-02-2011, 11:01 AM   #23
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YESSSSSSSSssssssssss (makes fist and underhandedly pumps it back!)
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Old 05-02-2011, 11:06 AM   #24
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(makes fist and underhandedly pumps it back!)
Must be hockey season.
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Old 05-02-2011, 11:10 AM   #25
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can we use osama's head for the puck?

i wonder.....if they confirm which soldier took him out, does he get the reward??
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Old 05-02-2011, 11:11 AM   #26
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can we use osama's head for the puck?

i wonder.....if they confirm which soldier took him out, does he get the reward??
No - budget deficit and all .... you know.
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Old 05-02-2011, 11:17 AM   #27
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I thought it was a bit weird that they dumped the body so fast in the ocean, but it makes sense. Apparently it's the Islamic practice to bury a body within 24 hours of death, and they didn't want there to be a grave that supporters could visit. This way, the US can't be accused of disrespecting the body by Muslims.
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Old 05-02-2011, 11:17 AM   #28
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No - budget deficit and all .... you know.

yeah i fingered that one. but they should at least officially buy him a beer!

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I thought it was a bit weird that they dumped the body so fast in the ocean, but it makes sense. Apparently it's the Islamic practice to bury a body within 24 hours of death, and they didn't want there to be a grave that supporters could visit. This way, the US can't be accused of disrespecting the body by Muslims.
that and teh sea critters get to be fed!
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Old 05-02-2011, 11:24 AM   #29
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Old 05-02-2011, 11:26 AM   #30
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When you work for the government you don't get rewards ... ask anyone in the military
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