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Old 02-26-2013, 08:56 AM   #2206
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Anyone want a free cruise ship? It's out there, drifting in the middle of the Atlantic.
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Old 02-26-2013, 09:37 AM   #2207
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So, this woman has no living male relatives to stomp this pathetic sumbitch's guts out?
Why does it have to be a male relative? I'd stomp anyone's ass who dared to hurt a family member of mine. Maybe taze them, then hold them in a locked room with out anything for awhile. Sure I may get locked up for kidnapping and torture and such, but it'll be worth it.

Idiot doesn't think that what he did was wrong at all, he's blaming the 70 something year old woman for him throwing a temper tantrum. He fucking broke her jaw!
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Old 02-26-2013, 11:47 AM   #2208
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Old 02-26-2013, 11:48 AM   #2209
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The guy was a male relative.
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Old 02-26-2013, 01:39 PM   #2210
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The guy was a male relative.
Point won.
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Old 02-26-2013, 02:30 PM   #2211
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Be kinda hard (and highly unlikely) for him to stomp his own guts out, now wouldn't it?
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Old 02-26-2013, 06:49 PM   #2212
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Be kinda hard (and highly unlikely) for him to stomp his own guts out, now wouldn't it?
Her point is that he *is* a male relative, yet he's the one who hurt her.
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Old 02-27-2013, 03:22 PM   #2213
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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/2...dhand-clothes/

These people are so fucking nuts. His answer is based off of a 3rd hand story he heard, not even something in the bible. I mean, what? My mind is melting.
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Old 02-27-2013, 04:01 PM   #2214
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Her point is that he *is* a male relative, yet he's the one who hurt her.
And it was my point that the gentleman in question is *not* going to stomp his own guts out.
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Old 02-27-2013, 04:12 PM   #2215
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And it was my point that the gentleman in question is *not* going to stomp his own guts out.
So what, another *male* relative is supposed to do it? Why don't you just shut your sexist piehole. I'm tired of it.
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Old 02-27-2013, 08:26 PM   #2216
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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/2...dhand-clothes/

These people are so fucking nuts. His answer is based off of a 3rd hand story he heard, not even something in the bible. I mean, what? My mind is melting.
That first sentence alone packed me up.


Imma gonna flip some tags,
only got SAAAAATAAAAAN in my pocket ...
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Old 02-27-2013, 10:34 PM   #2217
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These people are so fucking nuts. His answer is based off of a 3rd hand story he heard, not even something in the bible. I mean, what? My mind is melting.
You need to move north
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Old 02-28-2013, 04:49 PM   #2218
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I'm tired of it.
I don't particularly care what you are tired of.

You manufactured any sexism here. You deal with it.

You will not bother me today.

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Old 02-28-2013, 05:01 PM   #2219
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...but, you could go make me a sammich.
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Old 02-28-2013, 05:12 PM   #2220
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I was just pointing out that he was a male relative because the tone of some responses seemed to be assuming that an outsider had done this to her. 'If someone did this to my relative...' and 'no living male relatives'.

I'd make you a sammich, but then I'd probably eat it myself :p
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