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Old 10-10-2013, 02:41 PM   #1
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Need a new Euphamism

When a woman performs fellatio, it's a Blow Job. BJ for short.

the verb becomes a noun.

I'd like a BJ, honey.


now, when a man performs cunnilingus, what's the noun form?


no, problem, dear... and when I'm done, I would like a ________________?


I can't think of a noun that says it. They're all verbs. Find the man in the boat, etc...

So I think we should invent one.

Ok, get to work. make it good....this is for posterity. you could be the inventor of the term. you'd have proof if it catches on, too.


damn... I just thought of it. Snarlin. A Snarlin. I don't know how prevalent that is, though... so think of something new anyway.
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Old 10-10-2013, 02:45 PM   #2
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Give head?

Head.
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Old 10-10-2013, 02:50 PM   #3
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those are both verbs. it wants a noun.

The lady ordered a ________________________.
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Old 10-10-2013, 03:04 PM   #4
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Pie Eating Contest is probably too long.
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Old 10-10-2013, 03:06 PM   #5
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good laugh
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Old 10-10-2013, 03:28 PM   #6
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Some head.
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Old 10-10-2013, 03:57 PM   #7
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It's not like "BJ" is particularly descriptive of the actual act. That term could be reused generically.
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Old 10-10-2013, 04:09 PM   #8
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Yeah, I've heard women say they got some head. It sounds wrong to me though, since I always equated the "head" part with the head of the schlong, not the performing partner's head, making it an exclusively male term in my mind. I've also heard women say they wanted "oral" or "some oral."
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Old 10-10-2013, 04:10 PM   #9
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The most obvious parallel to Blow Job would be Tongue Job, I think.
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Old 10-10-2013, 04:59 PM   #10
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It's not like "BJ" is particularly descriptive of the actual act. That term could be reused generically.
and is.
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Old 10-10-2013, 05:01 PM   #11
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those are both verbs. it wants a noun.

The lady ordered a ________________________.
blow job

tongue lashing
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Old 10-11-2013, 04:03 AM   #12
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I dunno. Tongue is important but lips really are too.
I'd prefer a gentle suck-off than a tongue lashing, even when I'm really horny. I can take it rough, but unless it's a quick fumble I'd rather only take it hard and fast from my own fingers.

So no help from me.
My best would be Lip Job.
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Old 10-11-2013, 07:54 AM   #13
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A Box of Kisses?


Not that kind of box. ...


: Points down:


... that kind of box.
a BK?
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A Box of Kisses?


Not that kind of box. ...


: Points down:


... that kind of box.
a BK?
wouldn't that be a kiss of boxes?
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