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Old 04-07-2011, 03:30 PM   #616
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I like that kid.
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Old 04-07-2011, 09:40 PM   #617
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It was warm today and squash bugs appeared all over the south side of the house. The mm, nearly 4, saw them and started shouting to her brother,
"Inch, Inch, effingbugs! lets kill them. Look at all the effingbugs, here's some more effings over here..."

This went on for quite a while in front of my neighbor who kept trying not to laugh.

She says it in one word, like "ladybug" not an adjective and noun: Effing Bugs.

Later she asked why they are called "Effingbugs"
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Old 04-07-2011, 11:02 PM   #618
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because they are EffingBugs !!!
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Old 04-09-2011, 07:51 PM   #619
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Lil Griff rick-rolled her theology teacher using his anonymous "questions too embarrassing to ask" box. "Will God ever give me up? Will he ever let me down? Will he ever turn around and desert me? Will he ever tell a lie? Will he ever say goodbye?" He read the whole thing plus a good portion of the Safety Dance.
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Old 04-09-2011, 09:02 PM   #620
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She is awesome111!
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Old 04-09-2011, 09:18 PM   #621
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Thats Out standing griff !!!
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Old 04-09-2011, 11:07 PM   #622
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lil Griff Rocks and rickRolls
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Old 05-12-2011, 02:15 PM   #623
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Good friend's ~3 yo daughter, upon hearing that Grandad had done something or other, and she heard someone say "Well, why in the world did he do that?", said:

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He done lost his damn mind!
Good friend says this all the time about everybody. It's biting him in the ass now.
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Old 05-12-2011, 04:13 PM   #624
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Gravdigr, that is funny to me, prolly embarrassing to your good friend... very funny.
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Old 05-12-2011, 04:30 PM   #625
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THAT is having children at its finest! They are an honest reflection.
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Old 05-12-2011, 11:51 PM   #626
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I <3 lil Griff!
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Old 05-14-2011, 09:34 PM   #627
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mm said the other day:
"Helicopters have their wings on their heads not on their noses."
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Old 05-22-2011, 01:48 PM   #628
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The Inch: "You better show that to dad, it's seriously infected. You see that? That's a house of bacteria. You have to show that to dad."

The MM: "Dad, I have a house of bacteria."
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Old 05-22-2011, 02:59 PM   #629
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Minifob: (pretending his toy is a bee) "And it will sting you again and again!"
Stepson: "Actually, when a bee stings you, it dies. It can never sting you again."
Minifob: "No this bee doesn't die. It will come back to life again and again and sting you again and again... It will be a zomblebee."
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Old 05-22-2011, 03:23 PM   #630
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