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Old 10-11-2011, 10:23 PM   #676
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Wow, you just got had.

Which does indicate pretty god theory of mind on minifob's part.
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Old 10-11-2011, 10:39 PM   #677
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Me: Please stop making that noise.
Minifob: Why do I need to stop making that noise?
Me: Because it hurts my ears.
Minifob: Actually, it's because it's annoying.
Me: Well okay, I guess it's that too.
Minifob: That's not a very nice thing to say, you know.
Did you just switch your child with mine?
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Old 10-11-2011, 11:44 PM   #678
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tha's funny/embarrassing but sooo smart!
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:33 AM   #679
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Ha Ha Ha.

I'm not sorry about ur ears
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Old 10-25-2011, 01:36 PM   #680
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We're watching our friend's 2 1/2 year old today and Mrs. Foot is reading him a book about trains.

Every answer to every question is followed by Why? I had forgotten about that.

I'm in the next room LMAO.
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Old 10-25-2011, 03:18 PM   #681
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You guys ever wonder about gingerstar61, and what she's doing these days? This has got to be the longest-running newb thread ever.
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Old 10-25-2011, 03:43 PM   #682
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i thought I had posted a bunch of stuff in it... then after i got to a certain point, i searched and realized i had started a different thread on the same topic.
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Old 12-23-2011, 07:53 PM   #683
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Inch: Sing the song about the guy who rescues the deer.

F3: ???

Inch: You know, it starts about the night, it's the one Mrs. H taught you to sing.

F3: Do you mean, "O holy night, the stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of our dear saviour's birth..."
That one?

Inch: Yeah. Sing that one.
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Old 12-23-2011, 08:41 PM   #684
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A kid in my kindergarten class today was trying to draw a lady stick figure. He made it pretty tall and disfigured then turned to me and said "She's tall for a lady, that's because she's really a man!"
Tonight I started to read this thread from the beginning.

I never realized that Bullitt was so young.
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Old 12-23-2011, 11:30 PM   #685
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So I picked Thor up and slung him over my shoulder, fireman's lift style, then started to slowly drop him to the floor. "No, no" he screamed, as he saw the floor coming towards him, knowing that he was still safe and I would stop just before he hit it as I have done everytime before ....but then he started pushing away from me. "no, no" he screamed again "You might fart!" So then I did drop him
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Old 12-23-2011, 11:36 PM   #686
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It's that intermittent reinforcement that gets them every time. Or will it?
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Old 12-23-2011, 11:58 PM   #687
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Inch: Sing the song about the guy who rescues the deer.

F3: ???

Inch: You know, it starts about the night, it's the one Mrs. H taught you to sing.

F3: Do you mean, "O holy night, the stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of our dear saviour's birth..."
That one?

Inch: Yeah. Sing that one.
Does he understand that YOU are the one the deer need saving from?
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Old 01-01-2012, 09:55 AM   #688
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i was playing unreal with my 5 years old [xwife's] son on my lap. in the game i just got killed which meant we got a close up view of whoever got the last shot, and it was a female. "i like her" he said. "why do you like her?" i asked curiously. "i like her boobies".

child honesty is awesome.
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Old 01-01-2012, 05:41 PM   #689
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Isn't that an M rated game?
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Old 01-01-2012, 05:58 PM   #690
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Look, this isn't my kid. But I do find what she says amazing, this little girl is made of amazing. Not a perfect thread fit, but good enough. Reminds me of Jessica's Affirmation.

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