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Old 04-10-2012, 06:15 PM   #751
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haha...I'm going to remember that one Clod. I'm sure I'll be able to use it today even. I'm taking the kids to the beach, so there's bound to be idiocy involved.
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Old 04-13-2012, 08:58 PM   #752
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"When the double yellow lines in the road split up like that, it reminds me of DNA replication"
Wait till she sees this.
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Old 04-13-2012, 09:06 PM   #753
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Dude, she's 14, and kinda dating. We're still worried about the "Hotter Otters" thing.
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Old 04-13-2012, 09:19 PM   #754
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She's not dating the Hotter Otters Guy. He wanted to last year, but she was all "ew that'd be like dating my brother". Swimmers kinda don't date each other so much -I suspect because swimsuits hide nothing so they have to act more like family to preserve their dignity/sanity
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Old 04-14-2012, 07:20 PM   #755
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Specially the boys. lol
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Old 07-14-2012, 08:22 AM   #756
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Mum-isms.

- "You will eat today, won't you? I don't want you fainting on me tonight!"
- "Don't worry, I'll eat. Erm... I've never fainted in my life..."
- "Well you know, cold night, no food, long walk."

Does she really think I never eat?
And it's going to be 13 degrees tonight. Hardly Arctic conditions.
Still, I assume it all comes from a place of love. That and me not embarrassing her with my fainting behaviour
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Old 07-14-2012, 07:55 PM   #757
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lol...so you can wear your purple petti?
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Old 07-15-2012, 05:50 AM   #758
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Addi..."Tyler said the F word! Can I tell you it? I know its bad, but can I tell you?"
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Addi....eyes real big...."SHIT!"
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Old 07-15-2012, 07:39 AM   #759
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Old 07-15-2012, 08:59 AM   #760
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lol...so you can wear your purple petti?
I didn't in the end because it was raining right up until we left. I was glad I chose not to - I wore a standard pink skirt and the bottom was liberally splashed with mud and scratched by bushes.

The petti deserves better treatment - especially on its virgin voyage.
Am hoping to wear it to add a gothic touch under my black skirt when I go out with colleagues in August. No-one will have seen anythig like it
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Old 07-15-2012, 10:19 AM   #761
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You totally should have mock fainted.
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Old 07-15-2012, 08:14 PM   #762
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Addi needs to pay more attention at school. lol
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Old 07-28-2012, 12:06 PM   #763
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Me: (Muttering in the kitchen) What is the world coming to?
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Old 09-30-2012, 09:19 PM   #764
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Swimmer Girl: I love the smell of laundry detergent, is that weird?
Me: Not really, you're supposed to like it otherwise what's the point?
Swimmer Girl: It's really good
Me: Wait, that's a whites load -that's bleach you can smell. Chlorine......

paraphrasing a conversation from this morning
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Old 10-01-2012, 12:35 AM   #765
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I love the smell of chlorine in the morning...
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