Cellar Brawl - Page 3

ZenGum · 09-29-2008, 07:55 PM

Merc, distracted by watching Cloud and SG smooching, accidentally tugs the trigger on the .45 in his pocket, putting a round through his own underpant region and qualifying for a non-fatal Darwin award.

Everyone else ducks and twitches at the sound of the gunshot, except ZippyT, who finds it reminds him of how his ma used to call the family to dinner. "Comin, ma" hu mumbles from his doze.

Sundae Girl, who knows both sides of a bar, notices that the bartender has skedaddled, and slides around the back of the bar (closely followed by Cloud). "On the house" she calls loudly, with her hand on the beer tap.

Cloud · 09-29-2008, 08:06 PM

Cloud determines that beer makes a fine hair rinse!

footfootfoot · 09-29-2008, 10:37 PM

footfootfoot kicks you all in the cuntcuntcunt.

Clodfobble · 09-29-2008, 10:47 PM

Clodfobble spews her drink all over the bar, because foot is so funny--but also because she just got kicked in the cunt.

"Alright, goddammit," she spits. "When it was just heads landing in my lap, that was one thing, but feet is a whole new ballgame." She reaches into her voluminous diaper bag and pulls out her trusty leatherman, with its can opener tool exposed.

Elspode · 09-29-2008, 11:09 PM

Elspode, knowing a useful tool when he sees one, grabs the Leatherman from Clod's hand, and uses it to pop off the childproof caps from the bar's electrical outlet. Moving like a cat, he swiftly plugs in both vibrators, flicks their switches to "high", and moves in toward the prone and purseless form of Cloud...

xoxoxoBruce · 09-30-2008, 12:01 AM

Cloud pretends to be sleeping.

SamIam · 09-30-2008, 12:26 AM

Bruce slings Cloud over his shoulder and with his free hand flings a typewriter at Elspode. The vibrators get entangled in the keys and tap out the opening sentences of a porn novel.

Radar · 09-30-2008, 01:15 AM

Radar notices the bartender is busy so he helps himself to a free beer and a shot. LJ bumps into Radar's arm and makes him spill a drop of that sweet sweet nectar. After downing the remaining beer and shot, Radar breaks a pool cue on the back of Mercenary's head to teach LJ what will happen to him if he does it again.

ZenGum · 09-30-2008, 07:01 AM

Zengum takes the contents of the ice machine and hurls handfuls at anyone in sight. There is minor bruising and irritation, and soon, the floor is covered in loose, slippery, melting ice....

Cloud · 09-30-2008, 08:49 AM

Cloud isn't sleeping; she's passed out blotto from all that beer. She rouses, confuddled.

Wha -- Bruce! put me down!

oh, Bruce . . . you're so strong . . .

Cloud accidentally kicks Zengum in the head, as she, Bruce, and Zengum are ambushed by the slippery ice and go down in a heap . . .

xoxoxoBruce · 09-30-2008, 08:59 AM

Well, as long as we're down here...

ZenGum · 09-30-2008, 09:04 AM

Zengum shoves a handful of ice down Bruce's pants, as a way of explaining that, sorry, I don't swing that way.

Meanwhile, SamIam grabs a soda dispenser bottle and begins hosing down anyone in sight.

lumberjim · 09-30-2008, 09:16 AM

Flint enters, stands with fist upon hips, and surveys the carnage.

"I'd better put on my gloves of destiny. looks like I'll need the +5 damage to augment my might. Oh, and the leather Goggles of Shanara so I can see danger approaching.......and this chain mail vest ....and these greaves.....and my cloak of invisiblity....."

as he fishes in his rucksack for the equipment, wolf steps up behind him, and pistol whips him right on the medula. Flint goes down faster than Sundae Girl on the second date. ...and stays down.

deathlysilence · 10-01-2008, 11:40 AM

Deathly skips in...pauses...helps herself to something to drink then runs to the dark corner over there...

Cicero · 10-01-2008, 11:46 AM

...and accidently steps on Cicero in the fetal position in the corner...hiding and whimpering in terror.

09-29-2008, 07:55 PM	#31
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Merc, distracted by watching Cloud and SG smooching, accidentally tugs the trigger on the .45 in his pocket, putting a round through his own underpant region and qualifying for a non-fatal Darwin award. Everyone else ducks and twitches at the sound of the gunshot, except ZippyT, who finds it reminds him of how his ma used to call the family to dinner. "Comin, ma" hu mumbles from his doze. Sundae Girl, who knows both sides of a bar, notices that the bartender has skedaddled, and slides around the back of the bar (closely followed by Cloud). "On the house" she calls loudly, with her hand on the beer tap. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-29-2008, 08:06 PM	#32
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Cloud determines that beer makes a fine hair rinse! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-29-2008, 10:37 PM	#33
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	footfootfoot kicks you all in the cuntcuntcunt. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-29-2008, 10:47 PM	#34
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Clodfobble spews her drink all over the bar, because foot is so funny--but also because she just got kicked in the cunt. "Alright, goddammit," she spits. "When it was just heads landing in my lap, that was one thing, but feet is a whole new ballgame." She reaches into her voluminous diaper bag and pulls out her trusty leatherman, with its can opener tool exposed. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-29-2008, 11:09 PM	#35
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Elspode, knowing a useful tool when he sees one, grabs the Leatherman from Clod's hand, and uses it to pop off the childproof caps from the bar's electrical outlet. Moving like a cat, he swiftly plugs in both vibrators, flicks their switches to "high", and moves in toward the prone and purseless form of Cloud... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-30-2008, 12:01 AM	#36
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Cloud pretends to be sleeping. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-30-2008, 12:26 AM	#37
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Bruce slings Cloud over his shoulder and with his free hand flings a typewriter at Elspode. The vibrators get entangled in the keys and tap out the opening sentences of a porn novel.

09-30-2008, 01:15 AM	#38
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Radar notices the bartender is busy so he helps himself to a free beer and a shot. LJ bumps into Radar's arm and makes him spill a drop of that sweet sweet nectar. After downing the remaining beer and shot, Radar breaks a pool cue on the back of Mercenary's head to teach LJ what will happen to him if he does it again. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

09-30-2008, 07:01 AM	#39
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Zengum takes the contents of the ice machine and hurls handfuls at anyone in sight. There is minor bruising and irritation, and soon, the floor is covered in loose, slippery, melting ice.... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-30-2008, 08:49 AM	#40
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Cloud isn't sleeping; she's passed out blotto from all that beer. She rouses, confuddled. Wha -- Bruce! put me down! oh, Bruce . . . you're so strong . . . Cloud accidentally kicks Zengum in the head, as she, Bruce, and Zengum are ambushed by the slippery ice and go down in a heap . . . __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-30-2008, 08:59 AM	#41
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well, as long as we're down here... __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-30-2008, 09:04 AM	#42
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Zengum shoves a handful of ice down Bruce's pants, as a way of explaining that, sorry, I don't swing that way. Meanwhile, SamIam grabs a soda dispenser bottle and begins hosing down anyone in sight. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-30-2008, 09:16 AM	#43
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Flint enters, stands with fist upon hips, and surveys the carnage. "I'd better put on my gloves of destiny. looks like I'll need the +5 damage to augment my might. Oh, and the leather Goggles of Shanara so I can see danger approaching.......and this chain mail vest ....and these greaves.....and my cloak of invisiblity....." as he fishes in his rucksack for the equipment, wolf steps up behind him, and pistol whips him right on the medula. Flint goes down faster than Sundae Girl on the second date. ...and stays down. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-01-2008, 11:40 AM	#44
deathlysilence mad scientist Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 24	Deathly skips in...pauses...helps herself to something to drink then runs to the dark corner over there... __________________ Ignorance is bliss,cherish it,pretty neighborhoods you learn too much to believe in luck...and fight the tears with pretty smiles and lies about the time

10-01-2008, 11:46 AM	#45
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	...and accidently steps on Cicero in the fetal position in the corner...hiding and whimpering in terror. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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