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Lamplighter · 10-28-2015, 01:57 PM

Yes, but when is Pillsbury going to activate it's D.E.R.T. ?

(Doughboy Emergency Response Team)

Pamela · 10-28-2015, 06:49 PM

it's not a blimp. It's an alien spacecraft.

Oh sure, they SAY it's a blimp, but *I* know the truth.

It's always a balloon or swamp gas or a helicopter, but I know it's aliens.

Gravdigr · 10-30-2015, 03:31 PM

Massive crack in earth mysteriously opens up in Bighorn Mountains

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xoxoxoBruce · 10-30-2015, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Regarding the engineer’s explanation about a spring and lubrication, Wittke said, “A lot of landslides are caused by subsurface lubrication by ground moisture or water and things like that, or in this case, a spring.”

Isn't ground moisture, water, and a spring, all water? I suppose in rare cases the "subsurface lubrication" could be oil seeping, but except for those rare instances what besides water? I doubt many landslides, fast or slow, were caused by spilled Anal-Eze.

Gravdigr · 10-30-2015, 04:39 PM

Is Wyoming a girl, now?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-30-2015, 04:42 PM

Just stop, before it devolves to Yo Mama cracks.

Lamplighter · 10-30-2015, 05:24 PM

Maybe a coincidence, but off in the distance it looks like continuation of a fault line.

Gravdigr · 11-10-2015, 12:38 PM

Former Braves pitcher Tommy Hanson dies suddenly at 29

Gravdigr · 11-20-2015, 10:35 AM

***Probably Don't Wanna Look At This At Work (close-up of Holly's clothed "Private Fun Place")***

Holly Holm Steroid Rumors Surface After Photo Shows Bigger Than Normal Vagina Area (Video)

xoxoxoBruce · 11-20-2015, 02:01 PM

What the hell is a "normal" size vagina area? I've seen a wide range of variation from flat to fat.

glatt · 11-20-2015, 02:15 PM

It's always cool when people's bodies are publicly described as not normal. That's the best.

[/sarcasm]

eta: I know you are just linking to the story grav, and those are their words, not yours.

Gravdigr · 11-20-2015, 02:25 PM

A before pic would've been nice.

Perhaps they should have the words "more muscular"...a more muscular vaginal area.

Or, maybe describe her as, in Cellar terms, 'stout-cootered'.

I'd pay extra for that.

Lamplighter · 11-20-2015, 07:26 PM

The TSA has just announced that passengers at the Klamath Falls, Oregon airport
(far-southern central Oregon) will NOT be screened due to "erratic numbers of daily passengers".
Instead, KF's passengers will be FLOWN to PDX for screening there.

Now all you terroristta boys and girls behave yourselves while aloft,
at least until you get to Portland.

.

Gravdigr · 11-21-2015, 12:48 PM

Well, that's different.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-21-2015, 12:52 PM

It's an economy move because the TSA is trying to scrimp by on their tiny $7.3 Billion budget.

10-30-2015, 03:31 PM	#3363
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10-30-2015, 04:39 PM	#3365
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Is Wyoming a girl, now? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-30-2015, 04:42 PM	#3366
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Just stop, before it devolves to Yo Mama cracks. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-30-2015, 05:24 PM	#3367
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Maybe a coincidence, but off in the distance it looks like continuation of a fault line. Attached Images

11-10-2015, 12:38 PM	#3368
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Former Braves pitcher Tommy Hanson dies suddenly at 29 __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-28-2015, 01:57 PM	#3361
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Yes, but when is Pillsbury going to activate it's D.E.R.T. ? (Doughboy Emergency Response Team)

10-28-2015, 06:49 PM	#3362
Pamela Deplorable Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 767	it's not a blimp. It's an alien spacecraft. Oh sure, they SAY it's a blimp, but I know the truth. It's always a balloon or swamp gas or a helicopter, but I know it's aliens.

11-20-2015, 10:35 AM	#3369
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	*Probably Don't Wanna Look At This At Work (close-up of Holly's clothed "Private Fun Place")* Holly Holm Steroid Rumors Surface After Photo Shows Bigger Than Normal Vagina Area (Video) __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-20-2015, 02:01 PM	#3370
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	What the hell is a "normal" size vagina area? I've seen a wide range of variation from flat to fat. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-20-2015, 02:15 PM	#3371
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It's always cool when people's bodies are publicly described as not normal. That's the best. [/sarcasm] eta: I know you are just linking to the story grav, and those are their words, not yours.

11-20-2015, 02:25 PM	#3372
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A before pic would've been nice. Perhaps they should have the words "more muscular"...a more muscular vaginal area. Or, maybe describe her as, in Cellar terms, 'stout-cootered'. I'd pay extra for that. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-20-2015, 07:26 PM	#3373
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	The TSA has just announced that passengers at the Klamath Falls, Oregon airport (far-southern central Oregon) will NOT be screened due to "erratic numbers of daily passengers". Instead, KF's passengers will be FLOWN to PDX for screening there. Now all you terroristta boys and girls behave yourselves while aloft, at least until you get to Portland. .

11-21-2015, 12:48 PM	#3374
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Well, that's different. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-21-2015, 12:52 PM	#3375
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's an economy move because the TSA is trying to scrimp by on their tiny $7.3 Billion budget. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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