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Old 12-28-2011, 10:42 AM   #1
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Bad Monsters

That thing from The Thing was pretty bad.

But so is Dr. Moriarty.

Your turn.
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Old 12-28-2011, 11:19 AM   #2
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A Mole Person, really any one of the Mole People.

And Sleestaks.
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Old 12-28-2011, 11:58 AM   #3
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C.H.U.D.

Just kidding. Pennywise the Clown.
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Old 12-28-2011, 12:49 PM   #4
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I dont generly care for Monster Flicks ,
But the Boggy creek monster Messed me up for a few years when i was young
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:38 PM   #5
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Sadako from Ringu.
She was human, but monstrous.
I don't usuaully take monsters home with me from the cinema, but I had an episode where I believed she was coming out of my mirror.

Not good.

Therefore bad monster.
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:38 PM   #6
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Now, of course, if we're talking bad monsters as in they SUCK at being monsters, I'd have to say Godzilla is the stupidest fucking monster ever in the history of man. And they still think he's fer realz and stuff.
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:39 PM   #7
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Wait.

What?

Godzilla Not Real?

Maybe if you loved him enough, he'd BECOME real.
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:41 PM   #8
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You silly, that's never worked before! For anyone, not just me!
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:44 PM   #9
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What about a Godzilla Hobo?
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Old 12-28-2011, 03:47 PM   #10
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What about a Godzilla Hobo?
Explain yourself, man!

What ABOUT a Godzilla Hobo?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 12-28-2011, 04:06 PM   #11
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Old 01-01-2012, 05:51 PM   #12
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Worst (as in badly wrought) monster evah:

That piece of shit giant spider w/the 'deadlights' from "Stephen King's 'It'", I speak of the NBC miniseries a hundred years ago.

I was a guest of the federal gov't when it came on, and I had mentioned that I wanted to see it, but, it would be months yet before I was out. Popdigr, God love him, sat through four nights of that mini-series, with the VCR remote in hand, pausing the recording for every commercial. I watched it my third night home.

That fucking spider looked exactly like the one they used on "Gilligan's Island", you could almost see the strings.

I don't think I've ever been more disappointed. I boycotted King for years after.
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Old 01-01-2012, 07:21 PM   #13
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that Chucky bastard. I hate him, and the associate of Anthony Hopkins in "Magic" years before. **shiver**
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Old 01-01-2012, 08:26 PM   #14
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The Gilligan's Island spider! I forgot about that one.
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Old 01-01-2012, 08:28 PM   #15
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Oh, but for cheap effect, what about the pig's (?) eyes in the window in the 1979 Amityville Horror? It was just a couple blinking lights! But it scared the crap out of me.

Of course, I was 14, and I've always had a fear of night windows.
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